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If you want to coffee, it doesn’t matter okay, because right now we’re going to leave we’re going to start when we left off were almah, timid, frumpy, shy, housewife alma begins to transform and metamorphosizes into something you’re not going to believe this. So you simply must listen. So she let we left off. She was made a fool of by rida, castelo, embarrassed, humiliated d, told her that day. I know that lady that’s read up and now alma knows why rita has it in, for her d is also pregnant. He is in love with dias in love with burn ver like sir kalsar gal bertram is confessing constantly to his former priest, catherine in scooted, air, hmm, catin and scooter doing their thing, but he’s only pretending, because rida has his buttons. Meanwhile, carlos carlos stricken carlos is trying to get the word out that the boy toy is read as boy to way and he wants the word to get out. He knows that reading those ready knows he knows and they’re just flaunting this stuff. All over the place. Catherine is feeling like she’s, a woman. Now now that scooter’s giving her some attention, she’ll, take it she’ll, take any kind of attention and read at is up ter old tricks. As usual alma goes up to read his house visit her home and tries to make a deal with the crazy vindictive lady who’s. Already crazy as it is, you can’t outdo evil right well, almah is still in growing pains, she’s still trying to metamorphosized into something of a crazy lady killer. Like her husband bertram, so she is about to meet her match. I think red is about to meet your match. Okay, so rita, says you can’t outdo me, you can’t outbent me, okay. She ripped up her garden and vowed to tell her that she’ll pay. You can’t don’t mess with me because i’ll get you okay. So let’s begin episode six, so the newly untimid alma has this very shake presence about her. This is a lady killer, now she’s all dressed in red with fingernail polish all dude up this girl is good to go. Okay, you don’t wear a red if you’re not ready to kill okay, because that’s what red is for. That’s a dangerous color red is why women kill, remember the colored, so timan alma, showing off her newly polished nails, her coffret, hair, looking so good and bertram bertram hasn’t really got it yet that his wife is so different. Now so she’s just enjoying this new found essence of the, what shall i say, the evolutionized alma so she’s, carrying on a conversation with bertram, so you know he’s gotten back from visiting the priest, so they have to talk in the in their car after she picks him up at the bus station nother having some words and she’s asking him. You know i she’s trying to act now, she’s pretending to be well she’s, really getting into the rule of a lady killer. Now so she’s going to use him to advantage. Okay, that’s her secret weapon, so she’s having some words with vernon asking. How was the past couple of weeks? Everything was fine, you know and she’s. I know people already dying and since you’re in the business of alleviating people’s pain, i know of some one that is in need of your services, and you know what bertie my darling husband, you could be there savior you could be their hero now here is this alma? Who, in a couple episodes ago, was frantically crazy, was out of her mind to have married this guy who’s a killer, but because she was so rejected and humiliated by rita and and just will do anything to get into the garden club, the elysian club. She is willing to use him at all costs. The part is just getting started. Okay, so you could be their hero bertie. You know he says no, he said i’m confused, you know and then she said i couldn’t comprehend it before bertie. But now i understand why you kill the people that you’ve killed. I understand it now. He said i’m confused, but she says now. I understand why now honey. I understand i get it. Okay, you are doing god’s work. I understand it now, after rita toser out of the club and he humiliates her. She understands it now she’s about to play hard ball. So she says you know you’re helping people the only way you can. You know, and she says you know i know of some one who’s, the need of your services. He says: oh yeah, o. You know somebody and she says well. Yeah guess who it is you’ll be doing god’s work. My love, that’s what she says my he row: oh rida, castelas husband. Yes, the lady, the club yeah, oh, it is rita ill, no, not rita, but her husband is his name. Is carlos and he’s in so much pain? Can you help him out? Alma pilco had truly changed. She was no longer the shy housewife. She was batting those devious eyebrows and using bertram as your sacred weapon. That’s how we’ll begin episode. Six of why woman kill season six? Okay, so here we go so what the castile home literally almas, asking her husband to kill carlos castillo so at the castilla home, devius rita, is having a talk with her daughter and they’re exchanging. I contact while rita sticks out her tongue because she knows he knows she knows he knows he knows she knows and catherine meanwhile, no something’s going on so then the phone rings and guess who it is it’s scooter scooter now is he about to have a date with rita? You know what no he’s guess what he’s calling her for. He says she’s, not catherine, not such a bad girl. After all, you know i’m kind of like her. You know she’s. Okay, i, like her ethen catherine walks in rita, turns around and kathi’s wanting who’s. She talking to on the phone, so she’s nervous, catherine’s suspects, so they’re still on this plan to get catherine in bed to divert her attention away from everything else. That’s going on so she’s playing it off like it’s. No, nobody on the phone, but it’s scooter and they’re still planning. So you know she says wow, you wended that telephone call awfully fast. Well, no! I wasn’t. It was just something really quick, nothing important, but then the phone rings again and guess who it is the guy who just called the first time a couple seconds ago, scooter all part of the plan says scooter. It’s fucking to catherine and catherine is like oh my gosh. She turns a different shade altogether. Her persona just goes totally different and she says you know what let’s go on to morrow night. Well, she says: no, i can’t, and then he says it’s my birthday. I’d like you to join me for my birthday, she says: well, i don’t know you meet on a date and it’s in dennis is yes a date with me on my birthday, oh sure, okay and then read us in the background enjoying the moment that she planned and carlos is looking at his wife, knowing she’s up to no good but catherine doesn’t know anything she doesn’t know what’s going on and carlos is trying to tell her. This is what’s going on. What’s going on, is the boy is messing with my wife, so back at the conversation with alma and bertram she’s still trying to get him to kill somebody none other than carlos honey? I want you to do cards work, i mean what you do is helping people and then, and then birth bertie is saying, wait a minute. You two have grown so close and just the past couple of weeks wait a minute just oh, yes, we’ve we get along just fine, we’ve become good chums. Well, did she invite you into the garden club? Oh no. She didn’t well, i’m so sorry alma, but you know that’s how it goes. You know really rita, has really gone out of her way to be kind to me and he’s sucking all this in you know he sucking all this in gullible as he is. Please can you can you help her husband? Can you help him she’s, giving him that? Please please, please, can you help him? Well, then bertram says you know what i was on this trip. I visited my former price and i had an epiphany alma says and he and i pephantai you talking about now. I realized my actions were selfish and misguided and driven on guilt that i had from my past. I won’t ever do it again. I won’t ever, do it again and then alma says: well, you won’t do it again after after you do it to carlos okay. So just this one more time you can do this he’s vowed not to do it again, but she says: wait a minute. Don’t have to stop right now: honey you on a roll you’re in a roll. So don’t stop right now, don’t quit you’d be doing god’s work, so you need to continue just one more last killing you and your trusty syringe in your bag. Do what you do carlis that mean pretty do what you do and then she gives them to this vindictive. Look: timid, former, timid, alma, we’re not done with this. I want you to kill him ima. My mind is made up. I’m not doing this anymore. Okay done we’re finished. He i got to find another way alma says to get this man killed. So meanwhile, on the other side of town, a frenzy d is meeting vern and vern is perplexed because he doesn’t know. What’s going on so he’s he’s saying: what’s going on what’s wrong, what’s wrong, she said i’ve gotten myself into some trouble and he says: well, you know this trouble. We can all get we can get out of this trouble. I hate to spring this on you, but it’s really too much. He says nothing’s too much. He said i can’t do this. I can’t do this with us anymore. This is why i can’t say: oh god it he said. Is it me? Oh god knows she says, then what is it? This is something we can fix. No, it’s not it’s not something we can fix like this is a problem. It has nothing to do with you. I promise, but he doesn’t understand she says. Look we can work this out, wait. We can work this out whatever the problem is, and she says you’re such a good guy, vern you’re. So good. I think you deserve better than this and all the happiness in the world. So she kisses him on the cheek for the last, for the last time and walks away d d, wait don’t go but she’s gone so athy filka home almost getting her yard cleaned up because, as you remember last episode, it was destroyed by rita, so she’s bringing some gardeners to help her clean up her yard and then grace comes over. Remember grace her friend, she says o that i thought you could use some uplifting after you were so humiliated at the garden club, and she says you know what that’s okay, i’m fine believe. You me well, let’s just go in and have a cup of tea she’s, okay, because she has a killer husband. It’s going to do all the work for her and then grace is you know having a conversation with her telling her, i feel so badly for you, but almah is so bodacious and deliciously crazy. She gives her this look and says: oh no, it’s okay, my dear it’s okay and then grace as confiding in almond, saying you know what carlos he beats rita he’s an ogre she’s been trying to get away from it for the longest time he used to beat her almost what hmm hmm more information. Well, that is just awful. Please go on so at the castia home, or should i say no at the bertram’s home that evening guess: who’s baking, a cherry pie alma decided to bake a cherry pie because she wants to soften bertram, get him ready and prapped for what he is about to do that he doesn’t want to do, but we’ll see she says i apologized i honey for i treated you this morning. So that’s why she baked the pie, and you know i should have said that. I’m sorry, i’m so sorry. She says i don’t care about carlos at all. You know i don’t care is wait a minute. You don’t care about him carlis! It’s such an awful man. He beats ride, but the whole thing is a lie. He doesn’t beat read at all says, rita wept and cried so much because carlos has been hurting her. So you can imagine that, as she says, to a ready, she’s going through so much pain, drinking and neglecting and neglecting her health, because carlos has been abusing her and then bertram says that poor woman, that poor woman, but but you but but wet, but you can help her. You know what to do. All i’m asking for is one final act of mercy. Alma says one final act of mercy to put both of them out of their pain. Please, oh pretty! Please save my friend. She needs saving, guess what bertram agreez i’ll do. What he says falls right into her plan. Then she gives him a piece of the cherry pie with glee on her face walks away with a knife in her hand, licking that cherry pie and licking her lips. I said i just got that sucking to do what i wanted him to do and he humbly eats his cherry pie. Her devious plan worked, she manipulated bertram and to believe in that carlos was abusing rita when in actuality he wasn’t doing that at all. But you see bertram doesn’t know that she’s been using him. She is using the fact that he killed all these people to her advantage to get into the the garden club where all the sheik. Ladies hang out, she is transforming literally metamorphosized before our very eyes into somebody to be reckoned with as a killer, because that’s the worst kind of killer, it’s the ones that the ones that were nice before and now they’re, not so nice, and they get a nice kind person who says he’s not going to do anything anymore. They get a nice person to actually do what they no longer want to do. So. At back at scooter’s house, the apartment he’s a chilling out laying back with guests who none other than rita and they’re planning what to do with catherine. So you know he says you gotta, you got to make her feel wanted, get her in the sack. I need you to screw her and then he’s like scooter says: she’s, a nice old, lady she’s, not so bad. Once you really get to know her. He says all i need for you to do is to jump her bones, make her feel satisfied and she’ll do anything, and he says you know. I thought she was a old biddy at first, but i kind of like her and vida rida vindictively says: oh ri. What do you mean you’re starting to like her, and then he says: are you jealous? Are you jealous? He says no, i’m not not of catherine of catherine honey. She doesn’t have anything on me, okay, but she is jealous. She is jealous. She wouldn’t have reacted the way that she did if she wasn’t so she and scooter having little bit of roll in the hay and having some fun and guess what happens while he’s in the shower a very short shower somebody knocks at the door, you want to guess who it is well you’re not going to believe this wait, for it literally wait for this guess: who’s at the door. I’ll give you a guest. The name starts with the letter d. Rita says: who are you? What are you doing here and she gives her this look and she says what are you doing is she said i need to talk to him. I need to talk to him, there’s something we have to discuss and she gives her gives her. This look and, as as any woman would know, woman to woman there’s a glow about d, but not a good glow, something’s wrong, she’s distressed. She has a talk to scooter. What is it about and then rita gives it the look o my god you’re pregnant. You can’t tell you can’t tell scooter, you can’t tell him and then she gives rida a slap in the face for what she’s done to her mother and that was a slap in the face honey, a deep slap that literally spun her face around he said. Did you get all that, because i can repeat that i’ll come back later and tell scooter we need to talk, then guess what happens? I can’t imagine what happened when i saw this guess. What happens? Shoot rita comes out. The door closes the door behind her, tries to follow d and she said wait a minute. She says i. What do you think he’s going to do? Do you think he loves you and he’s going to leave you for me just because you’re pregnant? Do you think he loves you because honey? He doesn’t love you and then you see moments of reda trying to be what wait a minute. Let me say this word nice she’s, trying to be nice. She says he’s not going to marry. You is that what you want? Well, that’s not going to happen a and then read that gives us some advice. She says: wait a minute you’re not only going to be raising his baby but you’re taking care of a baby and scooter. So instead of one baby, one infant you’re going to have to she said he’s not capable of being a father or a husband he’s, not even a good boyfriend, and she says he says i don’t have a lot of choices here. I don’t know what to do and then rita reader says you’ll. Think of something did she wow? You made a mistake, but don’t let that ruin the rest of your life, so she’s now giving her some counsel. Does she like de? Is she start to transform too for the good? You made a mistake, but don’t let that mistake ruin the rest of your life and she looks with her with pity stickon grants. He says, he’s all yours and she says. Oh, thank you. I wait a minute. Do you need some money? Do you need some money? Anything i can help you with as she walks back towards the door, so you can have em honey. I don’t want him, you can have him. Do you need some money wow? What a me what wow so she’s? She looks at it with pity, but then she walks right back in the door and says you know what she forgot all about it scorsese the door. I don’t know nothing as she undrape his towel off his hips. So at the felcar home you know, remember, alma has changed and she’s transforming into this nice person with an agenda and bertie is saying you know what we’re getting along a lot better. Now we’re having an understanding, oh bertie, you’re, so clever, you know she’s just feeding to him right now, making him feel like a man she’s, just priming him for the kill. Damn that’s clever, he said now. It’s she’s gives him this map and this is a map of the castillo home. So my question is: how did she get a map to the castillo home? Now i don’t know if, back in the day, back on s, nine hundred and forty nine, they had maps for homes. I don’t know because i mean we have google maps today and all that stuff. You can all that stuff up on the internet, but how did she get an inside map the layout design of the castillo home? Hmm, so she lays it on the table. Shows it to bertram. Hey, take a look at this honey. This is the carlos home. This is comes his own. There is that room over there read his room over there and oh over there that’s carlos’s room. She makes sure she points that out. So you go up the stairs and you go to the left and make a ride right there right around the back come around the back of the house. It is oh, it’s! No that looks easy. I she says what would happen. What would happen if you do this, would the police find out anything? Would there be an autopsy she’s asking these really interesting questions? All of a sudden? She cares because she’s a she’s making sure that she doesn’t get messed up. She is not concerned about bertram she’s concerned about herself, so she’s asking all these questions. Will they be an autopsy? You know go through this entrance. Wear gloves all of this. You know, because, knowing that possibly not topsy, police will be involved and then bersham says well, no, it depends upon how you hide something they have to actually be looking for something to find it. So it’s how you planned something: okay, so they don’t just go looking around certain places. They look around because, of course, bertie is a killer, so she’s just scritti and happy and happy and grinning. She says after you know, and then she says well, after thirty something debts you’re pretty good at this huh. You know you know it’s like you know. It seems odd that bertram is getting compliments all of a sudden, so he’s baffled by the fact that he’s getting these compliments when he never got them before now hint hint. How come he’s not picking this up he’s not picking this up he’s getting these compliments. He didn’t get him before, but he’s getting them now, because alma has an ulterior motive. Shall we continue so she goes on and on and on and just making him f. You know this will make our marriage stronger. Oh dear, yes, it will so huh. She goes about her busy day and he’s feeling like a man and we go over to a vern’s place, not his place plays, but where he works, rita walks in she says i need you to do some more work for me. I need you to do something else. I have to fight back. This is oh wait, a minute. Wait, a minute. Vern says: wait a minute! You want me to follow your jigo wait a minute. This is confusing. You know so he’s still having she still having him followed. So guess what happens as rita grabs a cigarette. She says i want you to get rid of this. I want you to do something to him to stop him from seeing her because they no longer seeing each other, but i want you to still follow him and then rita says you know what she says to savern. Remember the large girl you were, he was seeing and then vern says yeah. I remember her. She showed up at his place to day to give him the bad news, and then he says in trying to play it off. Wait a minute. The waitress. Now that’s its girl. He says the waitress acting like he doesn’t know. What’s going on the waitress, what a minute she’s having a baby, yes says rita. I convinced him. I convinced her not to tell scooter she’s so dumb that she doesn’t see that he would be a lousy father, but wait a minute. Vern now knows that d is d, it’s pregnant, so he says i if you know reda, says if you’re not going to take the photos, then i’ll have somebody else. Do it perplex and confuse vern is still trying to swallow this piece of information. You know i’ll offer you more money. She says she says it’s not your money, he says, that’s not it! So then she says: well, we can discuss the prize because anybody can be bought with the right price. So guess what he does after hearing that piece of news he decides to take the money he decides to take the money, so he doesn’t have his scruples as much as he thought he did at one time, because now it’s getting a bit personal to him, so his emotions are getting involved because he loves t, but now he finds out that scooter is having a baby with his girl. So what the castia home carlos is having a meal, catherine is having a discussion with him and rita, sits by in the back just watching and observing why the exchange looks between husband and wife. These evil looks across the bedroom. This is you know why katherine’s going to have sex tonight with a man you don’t approve of, and you know what honey says rita to carlos. If you hadn’t tried to disinherit her, she wouldn’t be doing what she’s doing, but now i have the goods on her, so i can blackmail her and sent her back to texas, where honey is just you and me all alone in this big, huge mansion, and we can really get to know each other, my god his face looked so scared. Doesn’t that sound like fun says ride? He says i’m going to have to kill this woman, so he begins to use his fingers as he touches to catch up because he’s having some french fries to edge out a letter in the napkin. Don’t know what the message is just yet. You have to wait for that. So cabin’s having dinner with scooter is his birthday and she says. Well, i couldn’t let you celebrate alone. She had some a special gift and the special gift. It’s a gorgeous set of diamond necklet. Cufflinks then vernas that vern scooter are these real sis? Yes, they are. You know katherine confided in him, and she bought those for somebody else. Another man who no longer was interested in her, so she gives them to him. So she asked him: do you like him? Do you like the cufflinks? He says? Oh, my gosh. This is my best birthday ever so they have a glass of wine and they salute and vern is doing this thing because he’s he’s done what we don’t want him to do so he’s following scooter, while he’s hanging out with catherine, he has nothing to lose so that message, oh, that messsage, the carlos was etching in the ketchup. The maid gets it and guess what the message says. I want lawyer, so the maid seized a message and she frantically takes the message into her hand and says: oh, my god. What do you think happens next, you’re just going to have to stay tune because it’s more to the story, so cathrine is having a great time it’s scooter over glass of wine and some elegant dining and they having a ball and she gives scoot the sad news that rita is only using people because she does this thing wet when she’s finished with you, she’s done you’re, literally literally out on your ass. So when she’s done with you she’s going to cut you off, say bye, bye, thank you and that’s it so scot is worried. Oh my god, my meal ticket it could be over. For me he doesn’t know what to do my mule ticket. It could be over oh, my gosh, so he doesn’t know what to do so, but vern is just doing what he does and he’s just watching and observing. What’s going on with scooter that he’s playing both women, he says i got you, i know what you do when you jig’ll you playing both women. You have a you know: you haven’t! You want to have your cake and eat a too because he’s upset now he’s really upset. So i think i see you home. Remember the maid. Remember the maid and the note that was in the napkin. I need lawyer said carlos guess what she takes that message to up stairs across the hall into missus castilla’s room. Well, she says i’m glad you found this message, because if catherine found that message what would happen next and then the may says, what are we going to do? Well, i don’t know- and in the may says this is no joke. What are we going to do so very cahuze with each other? She says once we get, this done, catherine will go back home. Scooter will do his thing, she’ll be back in texas and we’ll go on our merry way. So they all had this planned she’s worried that he could start talking, that carlos will regain his strength and start talking and then he can go to the police and he could tell them all kinds of things because he’s getting stronger, so she’s kind of nervous. We just getting scared, she says well. If he screws me up he’s going to screw you up too and then we said well, okay, let’s not panic. Let’s not panic! If once catherine is gone, we can do what we do. We can watch him like a hawk and we’ll do what we have to do for we have to then the maid comes up and says: distatant. Well, you know what we can do. We can kill him. Isabel says rita. Well, you know what we’ve gotten away with this before, so we can do it again. So back at the bertram home before they get ready to wile, do sama, murdering berchmans packing his bags. The mercy killer packing his bags. He packs what he normally packs a syringe, a vial all that stuff and some gloves she says dear. Are you ready, you know and she’s having a party with this? He looks at her honey. Where are you going you’re not going with me i’m doing this alone, but she’s all dressed of the nines, all in black i’m going with you now you’re, not it’s far too risky, and then she says you know what you’re going to need. Somebody to do a look out. You need a look up person just in case something comes along. You can need somebody to help you on a case. You gets stuck upstairs now: honey, don’t forget his chili at grab the jacket on the sofa, as a loving wife would say before her husband is about to kill an innocent man and he’s just oh dear. You do so worry about me. So much aren’t you jester sweet wife, yes, honey! Well, let’s get off our way and then guess what she does. She takes a peek into his doctor’s bag. She takes out the sarrange she takes out the vial. She puts it in her back guess what happens next well you’re going to have to hang on in there to find out, what’s going to happen next because what’s going to happen next, oh your love! It’s what’s going to happen! Next! It’s going to be so interesting that you must take a take a bathroom break if you have to get some snacks, if you need to put down that phone, stop remember what i said put down that remote turn off the tv you’re listening to a shew okay. So i wonder, what’s going to happen next now that alma has taken taken, the vial out of bertram’s bags switch that you know not switched to bass but taken out put it in her purse. What is she about to do with that file and this a wrench well they’re on a killing spree apparently to the castillo home? So it’s a midnight murder they’re, going on a midnight, murder, ride and she’s just having a ball because she’s finally saying to herself now i can get rid of well. Who do you think, as any vindictive killer would do she’s learning the tricks of the trade from her husband? So you remember her discusses with rita, so she’s going to do whatever she can to make sure that read a pace so won’t get to that just yet. So what the diner de is having a conversation with one of her co workers and they’re having this heart to heart, talk and she’s asking her. What did you do when you had your predicament and the predicament was that she was pregnant? She went to saint anne’s and apparently saint ann’s as a hospital where they take babies and give them up for adoption sisa. How did you do that? How? How did you do that? Well, the guy i was seeing was married. I know there was no chance of him leaving his wife, so i had no other choice. I was going to put him up for adoption, so dees asking all these questions. Like you know, what was what is it like the birth? I mean: what is it like? Well, when you hold the baby, the nurse tells you don’t look at the baby, because it’s painful to watch that you’re giving up this baby. That’s that’s been a part of you for nine months or sooner, and she asked well what happened to the guy that i was married. Oh he’s he moved to utah he’s with a fat family and what happened to the baby that you know they adopted the baby. So you know she’s. You know wondering what to do because she’s in that same situation now so he said, you know what my life still goes on. The good news is you: can you you’re still young you still young, you can make the right decision. So friend is telling her. You know my life isn’t over, but you know what her friend gives her a last piece of advice before she walks away from the table. Since you know what listen to the nuns listen to what they say, don’t look at the baby’s face. Don’t look at it, don’t look at it. So isabel is the maid’s name and rita have been having their own crimes spree discussions about killing carlos and reja says you. You know i’ve been having this long discussion to myself about killing carlos for the longest time. Don’t you think i’ve thought about this before says rena? He says i thought about drawing it, drowning that so be in the tub. Last month, just last month i could have drowned him in the hot water. Then, why didn’t you said isabel? Why will she had a moment of what a moment of love isabel with a drunken glass? She told it his glass not drunken but she’s drunk at this point. She saying you know what we could kill him now we can still kill him. We could shoot him and then we this is now. I don’t want to do that. Well, you know what we could poison him. You know what there’s a lot of poisons out there in the market, but then says red, but then, if the police find us, what are we going to do, then i don’t want to change my identity again. So you see what they’ve been doing. They’ve been going from state to state killing people and changing their identities. She said us, but the last ten years, perfecting rida castillo because, of course that’s not a real name. I mean the castia was her husband’s name, but her real name is something else, but you’ll never know i’ve woide invested ten years. It’s perfecting this role of ridicalous, not giving this up. So these two, ladies, are having a ball while they’re drunk having this discussion. You know we’re not going to solve this problem tonight, so you know we’re going to do we’re going to wrap this up. We’re going to solve this problem another time and as she rests her head, isabel on rita’s, shoulder yes, cousin. We’ll do this another time we’ll talk about this in the morning and then rita says. Promise me promise me that no matter what happens you won’t leave me and isabel says i won’t. I won’t. I love you isabel says rida. Apparently they related. They related, not just partners in crime, but they related their cousins. They’ve been doing this thing for a while to perfect an identity for ten years. They’ve been doing this a while from state to state so back at are the other crime. Spry, bertram and alma are casing the joint. Could you believe, alma a was casing the joint and she brings a cup of coffee along for the ride. Okay- and i was not i was- i was surprised that she didn’t have snacks to, because, if you’re going to do a crime and you’re going to do it, you need to really do it. Okay, so easy! You know she’s telling him you know honey. I want to make this easy for you. You know so she’s devising this plan. You know what he might see you. He might be a little startled of first but bertie, you can do this, so they have this moment of solace where they say you know what, as they look up at carless room. Well, we’ll be doing god’s work and given this man such mercy and all is going to be well how about a chocolate chip cookie bertie? So of course he eats it. So you know is is crazy. So the crazy thing is is that the humble timid alma is no longer she’s, manipulating her husband to kill carlos who is not in pain, he’s not ill or anything like that, but she’s setting him up to take the fall now. Whoever knew that alma had it in her, it was only until she was humiliated and embarrassed in front of the ladies at the garden club, and then she finds out that she got d in some trouble. So that was enough for her to do what she’s about to do so. She super she’s having a cup of coffee outside while vern goes up stairs to do the dirty thing and rita still drunk in bed. Laying down is in the room. Isabel is on the other side of the room. Getting over the hangover somewhat the lights go off and birdie says, show time and gives the flashlight to bertram. Bertram takes the flashlight and alma says: oh honey. Take the flashlight, so you can see you way up to doing the dirty work for me and killing carlos you’re gone you’re, going to need the flashlight all right, okay, honey, i’ll! Take it! Okay, so he says you know how will i know once he goes upstairs he’s going to need a signal so he’s selling her hunt the horn to let her know that he’s upstairs so as honey hung the horn, that’s the indication and then she says hwere having quite an adventure, art way and she’s just having a balls. So this is this is this is almost as if it’s rekindling their relationship so they’re having fun they having an event? Oh? What on of adventure? Oh yes, you know- and this were quite the bonny and clyde, so bertie goes upstairs getting one more cooky got to have a chocolate chip cookie before you do the deed, and he goes up stairs in the middle of the night in the middle of the rain but unbeknowst to them. Vern has pulled up. They didn’t expect that so vick bertram’s going upstairs he’s going to carlos’s room. He has a flashlight in hand. He goes right into carliss room with the flash lying on and, of course, he makes a signal he’s putting the flash line on he’s. You know flashes, as you know, as she’s. Seeing him do that and as alma watches him, she gets a flash out of her own okay. Now she was supposed to do what she was supposed to hunk the horn to let him know something, but she did not hunk the horn. What she did was she went ahead and got her own flashlight, because she was up to her own little plan, while he’s upstairs doing what he does, because she manipulated him. So he’s working the upstair she’s working the downstairs, but he doesn’t know that so he’s getting the vile ready, all prepped syringe in his hand, and he just steps ever so closely to carlos and then guess what happens. The floor begins to squeak the floor. Squeaks at the very moment that bertram steps towards carlos carlos wakes up opens his eyes in terror. He said oh you’re, awake, i’m sorry! I startled you, i’m not sure you remember me. I’m doctor phillippot your vet. Meanwhile, a madon stairs, she sounds stairs he’s up stairs with her flashlight and as she walks into their home into the castillo home. She walks over to what she knows is rita’s bag, and then she plants, the vile and the syringe in to rita’s bag. Upstairs bertram is going through his spiel of saying your in a great deal of pain and i’m about to relieve your suffering as he wheels this huge syringe and carlos is looking at in dismay. Oh my god. Oh my god. What are you trying to do to me? So he gives him a sedative. Now, like i said, there was supposed to be a signal between alma and bertram. No signal happening not yet so she’s planting the vial and the syringe in the bag of rita and, as i said, an unexpected surprise, vern private investigator ern is outside now. What does she do? What is a killer to do? Well, first time killer. She sees the car coming up, not just, but she sees guess who catherine and scooter just finish from their date. So she runs back into the house. She can’t risk getting caught, so she stuck inside the house under the stairs of the stair well in the house, and then bertie gets scared because he hears a door shut and then he’s talking to carlos now he’s getting red to kill him mister carlos. Did you hear something, as is about to kill him now? Wait a minute wait, a minute carlos he’s talking to college. Did you hear something? Cars is like he can’t talk. He cannot talk so he’s. Looking at him like this man is crazy, wait a minute he is carrying this vile, so guess what he does next to save his very own life, carlos grabs bertie by the balls, excuse expression by the crutch, trying to get away from him, but it was too late. He was able to put the needle into his arm. It was too it was already in there. So meanwhile, very, like i said, is outside and catherine is inside the house vernus taking all these pictures. So we thinking all these pictures, so we can bring a right back to to ride so it gets crazy because you remember, after all, this is happening and and almah finally gets out of side of the house. She never she never ever ever ever humped the horn to give him a morning, because he said somebody came into the house honey. Won’t you supposed to give me a warning to. Let me know to give me a head sup. She did that intentionally. She could have warned him, but she didn’t because she had her own plans. So we go to vers house after he’s, he’s taken, pictures he’s nervous de goes over to his house and they have his heart to heart talk. She says i have something to tell you, but i don’t know how to tell you and i don’t know how to tell you i’ve done something. I don’t know how to fix it. I have a problem and then she tells him she’s pregnant, but he says you know what that’s okay, i don’t care if you’re pregnant, i don’t care. If that’s another man’s baby, i love you and then guess what happens next? What happens next is he gets down on his knees and he put any proposes to her and says: will you marry me and as any blushing soon to be bride would be? Was just in love says? Yes, so it didn’t matter to him, but the episode closes with the police knocking at the door and finding out exactly what’s going on at the castillo home, because carlos is now dead at the hands of bertie or almah. She set him up. She planted the vile on her hus on anri, so alma, quite quiet and calm alma is not the vindictive killer with an agenda, so she gives a one last tip. She makes a call and she makes a call to the castillo home catherine answers and she she says you know i’ve. I’ve seen all this commotion in the in the cassio neighborhood what’s going on and she and she says well, my father just died and then she said well. I heard something i heard a bit of a bit of a gossip almost as a bit of gossip. The ladies in the neighborhood apparently were talking about how rita might have been responsible and reda wanting him. What wanting himm dead that was fuel for the fire for catherine and almah, with her delightful new look, is trotting her stuff as the maniacal, manipulative vindictive killer. You want true crime. You got it soon. 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The fact that vern had this major major injury brought them closer together, so that’s kind of cool and we discovered that there was more secrets more and more secrets and, as the story goes more and more secrets, more and more lies, that’s how the story has been weaved sex lies and money scooter and his problems with rita, read it with her problems with d fern, with this problem with rita and alma still trying to get into the garden club, but finds that that’s not going to be as easy as she thought it is, or is it bertram still with his wicked ways, bertram still on his guilt trip to kill people so there’s so much to the story is going on. So my question to you is: are you ready for episode? Five? Okay, you want to get down to it. Let’s get down to episode five. So when we begin episode, five, we go back to the story of who is bertram and we find out that bertram has this complex because it’s a guilt complice because of his mother. So before she died, she was ill and her illness was was arthritis. She gave him this kind of story that this is where he got his killing ways from okay. She gave him the story that you’d be simply doing god’s work and we all have a time on this earth and some some of us have a short time. Some of us have a long time, but that’s when he starts playing the music, because bertram didn’t just become a killer. All of a sudden, you can thank his mother for that. I could thank his mother for that. She was the one that started him on his killing ways. She was the one that planted the seat of a guilty, complice complex in his mind, so she wanted to be free. She says i want to be finally free from this suffering, the suffering that i’m feeling this pain that i’m feeling i want to be done. I wanted to be over because nobody should suffer this way. So bertram is witnessing this as a child of six or seven years old and his seeing his mother die before him and she’s compelling him and pushing him to do what mammy wants him to do so she tells them. Let us begin, let us begin the act a few than of euthanasia and then she tells him. You know what son i would. I would do this myself, but i’m too weak. So then he as a six year old boy, injecta needle into his mother’s arm and as he watches her and she watches him. She says what you’ve done is a glorious thing. You’ve done to night- and i will always remember that remember my heart is always with you and then he gives his bewildered grin as a six year old boy who as totally confused and then he takes his mother’s wow. He takes his mother’s scarf for cloth or napkin that she kept. So he had a pattern of that, but it started with his mother and that’s when he started taking momentums momentos. Excuse me from people from all of his victims. He would take a piece of them, but that’s how it started and he would keep them as momentos and put them in the box. But his mother started him on that journey of a crazy, bewildered, confused young man, and then he grew up to be white and guilty. Well, let me say it like this: a man with a guilty accomplice because of his mother, and he never got over that. So as a story, an falls. Bertram has a vision at night of his mother and that’s su vision that he sees every single night, a vision of his mother and then he sees a vision of the old lady. Remember the lady, you remember the lady. That said she was very ill. She was at the garden party where alma was getting ready to be inducted into the into the club, or so she thought he started to get a vision of her and he saw a night vision of her with her arm pulled out and that terrified him so much. But he saw this night vision of his mother and then the other lady who was at the party, and he was terrified he doesn’t know he doesn’t really understand, as he got older what his life has become, but it gets worse before it gets better. Then he he tells his wife that honey. I couldn’t sleep a wink. Last night i had these very bad dreams, and so i was explaining to his wife. You know honey, i don’t think i’m okay and then she says: well, you know what i had a perfectly good time and then he talks on and on and on about the old lady who’s seriously out, because he’s just dying to kill her and then he confesses to almah. She wants me to kill her and then alma says what nina you cannot do that stop this killing! Stop this murderer spree on whatever it is you’re doing. You need to stop and she’s a simply tired of him because he goes on and on and on about this lady. He really deeply inside wants to kill. He wants to put her out of her misery and then alma says. Are you out of your mind? The risk is far too great. His honey you’ve got to stop this compulsion to kill people you’re killing people for no apparent reason, she’s trying to help him, though, but he’s beyond help, so he’s fighting these demons, but he just can’t seem to win so he takes a visit right. He makes a phone call to his priest that he knew as he grew up as a child, and he makes this phone call to the priest and he says, can i come over to your house after thirty something odd years, so they are about to get reacquainted because he realizes that he does need help and maybe the well. Maybe this one person can possibly help him get him through his pain. So meanwhile, back at the castillo home rudas having this simply delightful conversation with the ladies at the garden club, it saying that alma would be a great addition to the club and then the maid walks in and the maid looks at redan says boy you’re, looking mighty evil to day and well. What is the evil lady to do? Huh? She says: why do you do what you do in killing people? Why are you doing this? Why are you trying to humiliate someone so she’s, just as confused as i was, so carlos is getting a little bit better and guess who the cat drugs drags in guess carls is having this conversation with his daughter, catherine and then scota just pops up now. You know some one just doesn’t pop up out of nowhere, so he pops up conveniently now. Carlos knows that scooter is hitten. His wife but catherine doesn’t know that. But she knows something’s up, but she doesn’t quite know what it is, and carlos knows that the boy is the one i screwing his wife, so he has to do whatever he has to do to keep himself from getting up off the thing getting up off the bench that he’s on and he’s squeezing this ball. He squeezing this ball, and this is a dry- is driving him crazy, so he’s holding on to this ball and he squeezing it trying to get his daughter’s a tention to say this guy this guy this guy. So he continues to squeeze the ball and then scooter makes a play for catherine. He makes a play for catherine and boy. She falls for it hook, line and sinker as any old lady wood, who hasn’t had a man in quite a while, and so he he’s making her feel like white, a woman and she’s so enamored by it. She is so enamored by it and she just looks over you know and then then then scooter displays his physique in front of her and she’s. Just looking at him, looking at him, looking at him and loving every minute of it and loving every minute of it and she’s, just like oh my gosh she’s, just loving it. His body is like on something to die for so she’s just enjoying the show, and she says i’ve been dying to see this he’s inviting her out to go to a movie, and she says you know what i’ve been dying to go to see this movie. That’s playing, you know, and you know i want to go, see it so he’s inviting haroun on a date, and meanwhile carlos is looking over at him so vehemently as if to say. This boy is messing with my wife and then before he leaves now that he’s made a date with catherine before he leaves guess what he does. He taps carlos on the arm and carls just crushes that ball, because he knows it’s scooter it’s having sex with his wife, but you know who’s happy out of all this catherine is, she looks at she looks at her dad and says: oh, my gosh is squeezing the bow so hard. Also hard. You’ve got your energy back daddy and she hasn’t gotten a clue. Oh papa, yes, you’re gaining your strength back and he has this grin. Oh my god looks catil. She hasn’t gotten a clue of. What’s really going on so at the fill got home the mail man comes by, he delivers a telegram. I was getting ready to say mail, but a telegram back, one thousand nine hundred and forty nine a telegram. She opens it up and says you invited to day at two o’clock at two o’clock to the garden club and ah she’s, so excited ama runs into the house des right. There. She hands me the letter o, my god. Oh, my god, oh my god, inviting me to the garden club. Oh my god, i’m in i’m in! Oh, my god. Oh my god. What am i going to wear? I don’t know what to do. I got to do with here. I got a million things to do and i don’t know where to begin, but then something happens. Remember the letter that bertram left he left the letter for almah on the desk of the kitchen table. She says, oh de says: daddy, daddy, daddy has this for you. So she reads this letter as she goes off to her day and she doesn’t know what to think it’s the letter stating that he was going off to me to no friend, so he meets his old friend, which happens to be his priest of, like i said thirty something years ago. Of course everybody’s gotten older, but he still is in the same home and he asked him why the visit, why, after thirty something years you’re visiting me now strange, but there’s a reason for this, but we won’t get to that just yet. So meanwhile, at the diner someone is making an anonymous phone call as vern get some breakfast and of course this is waitress. Somebody makes this ananymous phone call. Now it’s not it’s an anonymous phone call and nobody knows where it comes from. I don’t even know but you’re not going to believe who it is not just yet so she and vern are talking it up and having a good old, chummy time and kind of you know, given this banter back and forth she’s into him and he’s into her and they having a good time and he’s loving it. But dese manager is responding to this telephone call from this person on the other end and the person, the other end is saying that d treated her so badly when she was there to dine her last now. Can you imagine who this might be m? Who do you think it is? Who do you think it is? This very lady sounds like a very vindictive jealous envious woman. You got it rita, casto, on the other end of the phone making waves for d and, of course, her boss is taking it very seriously and saying you know what i’ll look into this i’ll see what i can do and as only reda can do and her sheek style. She says i want that matter. Taken care of and fast and de is still chumming up a storm with vern unknowingly, no, not knowing that she’s about to get possibly fired. So meanwhile, at the garden club right at the garden club of the century, alma walks in remember the two o’clock reception something’s going to happen, this big news going on so she walks in sauntering her way to all of the ladies as they look so sheik and she is about to get the surprise of her life and, as grace looks over at her, she says- oh my god in surprise, looking at almah in dismay. What are you doing here? Oh i mg moment so grace is looking at her and then here’s alma ranting on and all of the other, ladies, are looking at her in dismay. Who is she and she’s going on and on? Oh, i just i just i’m here, i’m here you’re expecting me, i’m here i’m happy to be here, lovely garden club. I am so proud that you made me a part of your club, but guess what happens next grace walks over to her trying to relieve her of her embarrassment is telling her alma dear. No, you are not part of the club, you were not invited and then she almost as wait a minute. I got an invitation. I got an invitation and and then and then grace said well. We already chose somebody we o. We chose rida, coy and then alma looks on with dismay, but i got an invitation. You, you kind of guess where i’m going with this. So then alma looks over in total embarrassment. Say i received a telegram is said, congratulations and you know to come for lunch. Who could have done this thing and then we look at none other than oh dear read a caste to go. Oh, i think i might have made a mistake. I think the messages got mixed up and i just don’t know where that one went. I had a mixed up. I am so sorry almah now was she really sorry? I don’t think so. I think she was wanting to humulene her because of d. She said: well, you can take some food if you like, but when you finish getting the fool, get out of here, humiliating her again in front of the garden club. Ladies and she says you know what i don’t want any of your food, i think i should go m. I just think i should go, and so she left and then grace looks at rita and rita. Looks at grace and rita, says i don’t know what happened, i don’t know and then, as she walks out the garden club their eyes meet. She looks over from the outside of the window again, while the ladies are on the other side, where she’s dying to be and then rita, sits down giving her a look from the other side of the window. Saying i got your number don’t mess with me. I know what you want and you’re not going to get it as long as i have something to do with it. All of this i’m telling you vengeance is something else huh. You know when you are so angry you’ll go to no ends. Reda went to no end to prove a point. She says you mess with me. I’m going to mess with you, i’m going to mess with you, i’m going to mess with your family. I’m going to do everything to hurt you because you hurt me wow. I don’t need to say anything more than this is just really good stuff. So my question to you is: are you enjoying the show? Are you good stuff huh? You know i love it. I love it. So i love it. So i really do so. If you haven’t listen to some of the other previous episodes, you need to listen to those to so you know get an opportunity to binge on this stuff. Okay, bing on it enjoy it, do it have fun with it and you know always tuned for the next episode so, but i’m glad i’m glad that you enjoying the show so, but let’s get on with the show. So as d hurries she’s wondering she hurries over to the diner and wondering what happened what’s going on and she said she’s wondering what is you know who this phone call that i’ve received? So all they said the person said on the other and it’s a fat girl, so she knew immediately who it was because it’s a very statement. She said fat girl when they were at the diners, scooter, ride and d. Sis, who is this fat girl, you’re dating your dating her from me so now she knows she has an idea who it is so, meanwhile, we’re back with bertram and his former priest and they’re having this lengthy discussion about his past, and how did he get this way? And why did he get this way? Well, this was a priest had apparently he’s now an alcoholic apparently says he’s off the wagon he’s, not drinking any more after thirty something years. But after what bertram is going to tell him, i think he’s going to a get back on the bottle, because he’s thinking bertram is okay, but bertram is not okay, birch mast say i have a problem: have a problem he’s about to tell him that he’s been doing the serial, killing and he’s on this this this this guilt trip of killing people and he the priest, said, know why he came all so far to to discuss this with him, because he doesn’t have a clue. What’s the connection, and then he says, bertram says whether we’re having a cup of tea. You know i killed my mother and then the priestess in shock. Oh my god, it drops the cup of tea to the ground. You do what he didn’t know that he didn’t know that so he’s making confessions. He said i killed my mother yeah. So meanwhile, at the castillo home, rita, catherine and carlos or having this discussion they’re playing some games and guess is at the front door, none other than scooter, not by design, but by surprise, or is it so he comes by the house right and then carlos is looking at him. I mean it’s so bold because he’s coming by the house, he knows daddy’s home, but he doesn’t know that carlos knows that he is read as lover, so he’s just saunters his way into the house as if nothing’s ever happened, but carlos knows all the truth. So he walks in okay, like it’s nobody’s business and then munis is what are you doing and he says well: well, i’m gonna, i’m gonna! Do catherine literally i’m going to do catherine. Isn’t that what you want it for me to do her and then carlos is watching all this happened to the corner of a si. While he’s in the wheel chair who just had a stroke, i can barely speak and it’s like this is crazy, so they’re having this little thing right there in front of carlos and they but o the kissing about. Oh my gosh in front of him and having this little moments in front of her husband, she says we got to keep on with this plan. I want you to wine and sign her and make her forget some things. Okay, use her as a diversion. Okay, so catherine is feeling so hopped up and she’s feeling so great she’s about to go out on a date with scooter, but the crazy figures she’s about to go to date that they both set up. That rita, wants to happen, but the crazy thing is carlos is sitting in the background where all of this is happening and he’s watching his wife, while rita cestio just has this grin of a vindictive b and having a ball. So she you know what and then then the maid comes up. She says the makis. What are you doing? She says i was feeling something delicious is about to happen and i’ll tell you later all about it, so the maid wants to know she wants to be in the now read as a plan. She has a plan and carlos is playing scrabble and in the scrabble board game he’s starting to etch out something, but we don’t know what it is yet. So the confession of bertram, meanwhile, is going on he’s confessing to the priest. All of the stuff that’s been going on so then we go back to when bertram was a little child and he’s talking to the priest. Now, thirty years later he speaks to him again, but he’s talking to him and saying that your mother loves you and he’s saying that. Does god want if we kill somebody, do we go to heaven he’s asking that question is six years old and then, of course the priest says no, we shouldn’t be killing people, because that’s on what god would want, so he’s tried to tell him then that something and he’s trying to tell him at that point by ask him that question by saying: if we killed somebody, do we go to heaven and of course the priest says well, no because well god doesn’t want you to do that. So perhaps now so, then that’s when young bertram at six years old reaches over to the priest and says i have something to tell you. I need to tell you a secret, and do you want to know what the secret is? He killed his mother, so that’s his secret, but it just doesn’t stop there at that secret. This is where a thirty year old, thirty year old person, not a thirty year old person, but a person who has been alcohol three for thirty something years is going to take a huge step backwards, because what bertram is about to tell him is nothing compared to what he told him thirty years ago, he’s about to tell him that he’s been killing people for quite some time, but wait we’re not done here. Meanwhile, alma is wondering why why did vindictive rida humiliate her in front of all the ladies at the garden club? Why is she doing that? Why is she doing that? She doesn’t know why so she’s, looking over the pages of the garden club, the elysium garden club is its name and just over the years, she’s always wanted to be a part of the club. The ladies that have walked in that garden club and come out of the garden club have been sos. You know they they’re just like treated so differently. She always wanted to be a part of the club because it makes her feel like somebody. It makes her feel so good about herself, so she’s, looking over the years of the pages and wondering to herself what could have been the reason that i didn’t get into the club and then de walks in the says mom. How are you doing? Are you o k? No, the lights are off, so obviously she’s, not you know, and then she says well mom. I thought you be on cloud nine or you’re inviting to club. Aren’t you and then, of course, alma says well, no i didn’t get in. It was a prank and then de says what a prank. What prank? What are you talking about? She is rita, deliberately humiliated me to day i’m trying to to figure out. Why she’s doing this, i don’t know why and then guess what happens. Oh m g moments as she’s perusing, the mementos in the book club and looking over the pages she comes across a picture and that decays hold up wait a minute, stop mom mom. Who is that? Oh, that that woman, oh that’s, rita, castillo, and then he says, oh, my god and says you know how do you know her? Oh my god! Oh my god says d. Yes, oh my god! That’s why that’s why? The reason why rita’s doing the things to you and humiliating you? It’s because it isn’t because she hates you mom it’s because she hates me me. She hates me mom and of course, she hates her because she is messing with her guy in scooter. So all of that vengeance and anger and pain she’s taking out on alma filka, because alma is like confused and dismayed as to what what she could have done, but there’s nothing that she did. It wasn’t anything that she would have known so she’s, just as bewildered as any one else who would be bewildered by wondering why, in the heck i mean you know, i’m doing everything right. What did i not do? Do that say something that i do something, but all the while there’s a reason behind it and rita has a vindictive reason behind it. So now she knows that it wasn’t her, but it was d in actuality, so she’s using d to get to her. It gets even juicier, because bertram is still confessing and confessing to this priest that he’s known for thirty something years, everything that he’s done and it’s like the priest reaches for the bottle. He takes the bottle in his hand, and he says i’m going to need all of this while bertram is trying to tell him. No, no, no don’t do this. I’m do this and he’s taking the bottle in his hand and he’s about to go backwards. Meanwhile, scooter and catherine are having a ball yeah they’re on of a date and she’s excited. You know i hadn’t been on a day. Nobody noticing her in quite some time so she’s having a ball, and she feels you know hey this now she’s nervous, because she’s never been on a date for a long time, nobody’s really noticed her until scooter came along, which was a set up, and you know they’re having a discussion. That’s a about rita, so ended. Having a discussion about rita and catherine says: rita has a jingal, o and she’s talking to the jingaan. She doesn’t even know it so back at the fill cot home dees explaining to alma. This is what she’s been doing. She knows that you want to get in her club, so bad. That’s why she’s trying to hurt you and then alma is like in dismay alma is in such a dismay, but wait a minute. It’s at this moment that d discloses to alma that there’s another secret going on mom. Did you know that rita has a lover, so de is telling her mom she’s the reason why you’re not in the club she’s trying to get back at you through me and then, of course, mom wants to know what what’s the reason and the reason is because schooner because of scooter and then of course something creepy happens now. I didn’t see this coming, but then again it’s like wow. If it didn’t happen it it’s just too good not to happen. Then details her mother. That rita, has a lover and she says what rita has a lover and then de says oh yeah, and out of work actor wow. Well, you know hm so now, she’s thinking of using it is this information to her advantage. So no longer is it no longer? Is it oh she’s hurt me, but now it i have something i can use against her. So i can play the game too. I can be just as vindictive as she can be so now game is on and so rida hates her. So much because as alma says that i’m your mother and she hates me for that very reason. But you know what but then she’s afraid of what i might know, and then you know and then and then and then de says well wait a minute mom. You should tell reader some of the things you know now and then now you know then o no mom says no. You know he’s no and then he says well mammy. You must be forgiven. You must be forgiving person, you must forgive you supposed to and then it’s like all of a sudden, this chagrin comes over almah and she decides to yes to be very forgiving. You know, and she goes i want literally goes into this thing where she just like. Oh my gosh, she is about to be come, not the simpleton of ama pilco in the housewife outfit from pe. No, she is going through a evolutionary process. She is now going to be a notorious woman that turns to the dark side. So she says: no, you know what the bible says. The bible says we should love one another and if somebody spurns you, he suppose you know you pull oil on their head and she goes in this to this restitit of the bible and it’s so beautifully played by alison tolman. So well done, but it doesn’t just stop there because there’s so many moments that she is now on the dark side playing this evolution of timman amal fil cott to her advantage, so she’s literally transforming before our very eyes into this, not frumpy housewife, whose timid shy, but now this vindictive bitch, okay she’s about to become that now, so she says. Well, i hope you know that what i learn here that i can possibly help her. I will forgive her and perhaps the lord i will possibly one day reward thee for doing the right thing. You remember but wait a minute. I’m al was tired of doing the right thing now. She’s gonna try to wait a minute here, she’s not about to do the right thing, don’t be fooled, but she goes into this. Oh, my god, this recitation of the bible. He says that i still love the bible. It’s so funny, so alma is having not alma, but scooter and catherine are having a good time they’re having some ice cream or what katherine thinks is a good time. She doesn’t. You know for now, but they’re having some ice cream and they’re enjoying this ice cream, so scooters playing at sexy. So he wants her to bat. You know he’s going to play like a little shy boy and has some ice cream on his nose and puts a little bit of an ice cream thing on his nose and says. Oh i, oh i made a mistake. I made a booboo and some ice cream is on my my nose and then catherine wipes it off and he says: oh poor, you lovely boy, you know it’s like. Oh my gosh, it’s go crazy. It’s a crazy! But oh my god. It’s so crazy. So at the a the priest can’t believe what he’s hearing. He cannot believe that, after all these thirty something years that bertram young bertram as a six year old child is not on this killing spree and he says: that’s your wife now he said yes, she does well. You know what leave it here. Nobody knows any more, it’s just between you, i and god and alma, and that’s it so he said you should stick with alma because she will give you keep you on the right track, he’s trying to stop him from doing it again, and then he tells him. He said, like you know what he thought his mother was the last person, but he told him hey wait a minute that was not the last person because he he said you know he said, wait a minute. Your mother’s, not the only one who you killed and then and bertram’s telling him well come on, come on father, there’s a few others and he says what others and the e we just want the model again. Others really others and he did help them. He said i helped them. I wanted them to leave the world a better place, so i help them as so. The priest has no other choice but to reach for the bottle again with all that information. What is a priest to do but reach for the bottle? And he says i need a drink. He couldn’t handle it any more, he could not handle it any more. They couldn’t believe it so, but meanwhile tess us having dinner guesses. Having dinner vern indeed are having some dinner. Remember. There was a promise that vern maid that he said he was going to make her some dinner, so the is going on and on about getting fired and all the things that are going on in her life that are bad but vernis. Just watching her and saying oh, my gosh, you know she says i’m pouring my heart out to you when you just looking at me with this grin and he doesn’t care. He just said i was just. I was just thinking during the war. You know everybody had a guy, you know everybody had a lady, another guy and everybody did so many different things and he you know he said i never expected something fancy but to be. You know to you know: everybody wanted a fancy, girl and stuff like that, and then you know he said you know i got hurt and i could no longer. I never felt like a man again and he says it didn’t look bright. The future didn’t look bride for me at all, but now that i’m with you dear, i don’t feel sorry for myself any more. That’s you know that. That’s the reason why he was smiling. I don’t feel sorry about myself any more and then and then the says here i am going back, go you know going on and on about my problems and here’s. The man has been off to war, whose body lays in shambles he’s just happy to be with someone who loves sam who likes him. Who takes an interest in him that he couldn’t care less about the problems of the day. He feels like a man again just to have somebody look at him and care for him and be interested in him, and then these going on and on about her day. So carlos is still were back at the carlos home, he’s playing he’s playing the game of scrabble and guess who guesses at the door while none other than alma newly renewed fil, cont, bold, alma, fil, cott and ama walkon is, is hello, mister castelo? How are you- and he just looks at her because he can’t move an inch. She reaches out to touch his hand and give him a hand shake. He can’t shake her hand as she says. Well, i just you know. I heard you had a nasty stroke and i hope you’re doing well and then carlos, isn’t it’s not having a good time with the board game, he’s pitching down little scrabble pieces on the ground. So then the maid walks in and says. Okay rita will see you now, so she walks upstairs the amazing incredible home, while carlos is still working on the board game. Trying to spell out something he’s trying to send a message in the scrabble game, so alma is now in the presence of ridicalous is when the this is one is the plot thickens. This is worth it because she says so alma walks in you have a beautiful room because carlos and her don’t sleep together and they discussing what happened today and she says you know i apologize for today and she says you know what ama looks at her smiling. She says you know. I understand i was wrong. Alma says i was wrong and then she says you know what you know. I understand that’s, okay, that you made me look like a fool in front of all your friends, but you know we all have secrets. We all have secrets- and i just happen to have one of your secrets so she’s now playing the bargaining chip now with the already seasoned redact. Now you can’t play ball with read up because you have to know what you’re doin when you’re paying with red a so she said you know. Well you know i can you know in order for us to keep our friendship, and you know i know that you know i have this secret, that you have and we can still be friends a you know, and you know i will honor my promise. If you honor yours, so i won’t tell on you if you get me in the club, you know open that seat at the table and give me a seat for a friend, says, alma and then read a chuckling she’s laughing. He says, oh, how wonderful you are well, you don’t know who you’re messing with you. Really don’t? Okay, you think you can waltz in here into my home into my room with threats. You i’m not looking for your friendship! No! I am not and then almost says timidly stop speaking to me. That way, you know almas she’s, trying to wear the pants of a vindictive person has gone to the dark side, but she’s not quite she’s like taking baby steps she’s, not quite in the motion of it of playing. You know the conniving woman like read: it is so used to playing so she’s trying to get used to this she’s kind of fumbling and stumbling along the way. But rita has this thing all down patch he has his altogether. So she says why do you think i embarrassed your lunch to day. She said. That’s just the beginning. I was making sure that if you spread the word about what i am doing, you know what i can do. I can do it in more. What i did to your daughter, i can do more and then alma says grace will believe me. You know, grace grace was always on her side. Grace will believe me and i read it, says: honey. Please grace hang on back you up. She will not back you up, because i’ve known her longer than you have i’ve been manipulating all of them for such a long time and grace has an affair. Grace has something going on. I have grace’s number and she says you know what and ami said what and- and she says you know what i have everybody’s number there- everybody that’s in that garden club. I have a secret on them. They don’t know anything about me. They don’t know anything about it. So you see she says, look alma. You can’t possibly hurt me because i got secrets on everybody, but she said i can hurt you. She says you think that thing that i did to your daughter. Oh yeah. I got her fired and i can do so much more, i’m just getting started. You know she says. Well, you know what i can spread so many rumors about your daughter. I can do so many things. I can destroy you, how horrible you are says alma how horrible you are this is, i think, your livin over your head. I want your fear and now that i have it get the hell out of my home and then alma just pushes back and says she’s still trying to fit into those shoes of a vindictive lady. She doesn’t quite have a chete and then the maid kindly escorts her ound the door, and she looks up in in such timidity and fear. She literally lost all of that energy. She walked in the door of the castillo home, hoping that she could still get into the garden club with the secret. She has that she says i can play ball. Just like read a can what the information she has. So she said i’m willing to hold that information and not tell anybody that segret, if you’re willing to let me into this garden club, so she’s, trying to bargain with unknown vindictive mone was she’s not really ready for that. Yet, okay, she’s, not ready for that. She still has to call before she walks so she’s still trying to know. You know she’s still trying to fit into this. These shoes that she’s not quite ready for because red doesn’t reda, has already seasoned those shoes. Okay, she already knows how to walk that walk. Okay, so bertram confessors to was priest is former priest. The priest cannot believe the craziness of what bertram has done over the past thirty something years, what a show it gets better and better and better. I mean after thirty something years he tells his precis confession: confession not just killing one person as a child as a boy, but almost thirty people he killed driving the priest back to his bad habit. So the family has gone crazy, that they’ve gone they’re gone mad literally mad. I mean they’re literally just going from bad to worse and from worse to literally out of their minds. So back at the castile home, carlos is almost falling off to sleep and then the maid hurries in and guess what carlos has that the mad just discovers. Well, no, she did not. She said boy is rita’s lover, that’s what carlos was putting on the scrabble board boy is cats is rita’s lover, but the maid hadn’t seen it. She grabbed him away really quick to get him into the upstairs bedroom. So she didn’t see the message that message was left for catherine. So then, as catherine comes home that very night with scooter on her arm, she, you know they’re having a really great time. He says you’re, really nice he’s asking her. Do you want to go out again and then he’s just you know kind of giving her the thrill and saying you’re such a lovely woman, kissed her on her cheek she’s feeling like a woman, you know, can i call you to morrow yeah? You can please. She feels like a reborn woman again over at vern’s house, for it as a little kind of a hideaway place, he’s washing the dishes. How can you get a guy to wash the dishes like that? He’s washing the dishes so d? You know they wash dishes together, so they’re, literally on a date and they’re having a ball so he’s kind to he’s trying to avoid her in some ways he shy and she’s just getting in his way she wants. She wants to be kissed by him because she wants him and he’s playing it off. No, you know thanks for coming over, it was really good tonight and then she says: does it have to be over meaning hey? Do we have to? I want to see your bedroom? Oh, what? Oh? Hmm, i don’t think. That’s a good idea says fern, it’s not you! It’s me look i haven’t. I haven’t been with somebody since, after the war, okay and i’m embarrassed- you know i’m embarrassed- i haven’t been in with a woman in a while. She says you know what that doesn’t matter that doesn’t matter to me. So she grabs him by the arm and they walked into the bedroom and she’s, taking off his clothes and he’s looking at her like he doesn’t know she says. Look i want to warn you. She said, don’t speak hush and then his wounds are laid bare and, as she watches all these wounds all over his body, she says no, that doesn’t look so bad. She takes off his top. She closes his lips. He says she just looks at him, touches his wounds all over his body and she looks at him and she doesn’t even see that all these scars from the war and he’s crying inside and she kisses his wounds and he just begins to weep. Tears fall from his eyes and just grabs him by the face and kisses his lips. He kisses her back so then she turns around and they kind of see where that’s going so they culminate the relationship. Is it or is it over for bertram? Is it over? Well, the priest is drinking again. Bertram is still confessing to every last, almost thirty something people he killed. The priest says how many people did you really call, so he has to say it over and over again how many people he said. Twenty sixty drinks from the bottle. Again and again and again he says you were a child. He didn’t know the right thing back then, but then you continued to do this is, is promise promise let yus stop. This you’ve got to stop killing people and bertram said i you know. I really don’t want to feel this way. I really want to stop, but i think i’m relieving people and pull putting them out of their pain. You know the eyes tell me that they want to die. I want to relieve them of their suffering, so i want to help them in the same way that he was trying to relieve his mother’s pain and then the question is the presas, whose torment are you relieving when you do this you’ve got to stop that because really he’s on a guilt trip he’s guilty because of what he did to his mother, so he’s taking it out on all of these people, and even his wife ama was telling him that you’ve got a stop. You’ve got to stop this he’s been carrying this thing around for thirty something years and she’s been trying to tell him. You need to stop stop killing these people because of this guilt. Complex you’ve been even having all these hears. So that’s what she’s been telling him all along you’ve got to stop the killing. Stop. So will he stop well we’ll see? You’ll have to see that in the next episode, so meanwhile, rita and catherine or having this discussion upstairs in the bedroom, the maid brings carlos carlos in and carlos is looking at his dead beat wife. Knowing what she’s done- and i guess what happens you remember- the board game? Okay, he finished the message. There was a message he was trying to send and kathri there saying capas getting better he’s, squeezing the ball so now, she’s, scared and terrified that perhaps he’s going to get better after all. So as carlos looks over at his wife with these evil eyes- and he said daddy catherine says, are you wanting to say something papa? You want to say something but paul he’s trying to talk. So he squeezes the cane he’s, holding and he’s pointing towards the game, and then katherine is saying: oh the game, papa the game, that’s something at the game, papa! So he’s trying to motion to her the game he’s pointing at the game, so rita gets over to the game before everybody else does and he’s trying to get her to get to the game. But reda sees the game and she sees the board. That says boy is rita’s. Lover and rita sees it. She looks over at carlos and she tips the board game and then kathi is what are you doing? What are you doing and then the maid and confusion doesn’t know what the heat going on and then reda looks at carlos while she walks out the door with this. Look that says hm don’t mess with me, because i could i could. I could see that you’re you die that you die before your time. So the secrets out carlos knows and rita knows that carlos knows, but carlos is trying to get catherine to know what the secret is but read a beater to it. So back at the felcar home alma is having a discussion with d and with tears having a discussion about how much she wants to get into that garden club, then the phone rings guesses on the other end, not her father, but it’s the doctor. The doctor has something to tell her and she says so well doctor. You know that bump on my head, i’m feeling fine and then the doctor says. Well, that’s not the reason why i’m calling you i am calling you, because i have something to tell you d. Are you aware that you’re pregnant, oh my god, so as alma walks out the front door, sniffling and crying? She picks up the newspaper and she sees a rose on the ground? A cut rose with a thorn and she looks up and she looks out and guess what she sees a beautiful amazing, incredible, garden completely and utterly destroyed and as she walks through every part of the guard, she turns around and looks to every side of her beloved garden ruined and torn to shreds. She picks up this note and the no rats, don’t you ever miss with me, because i can make it like pure hell for you and your family and then for moments. We witness alma the timid, alma, begin her transformation, that’s just enough hate to get her started. She fondly remembers me she’s, taking all this in her garden being destroyed by none o o en ridi castillo, so she’s about to really step into those shoes, a vindictive woman. All of a sudden she remembers. I have something to my advantage. It may not be that secret that i have about her and scooter, but yes, who i have- and i have him in my back pocket guess who none other than my dear loving birdie a serial killer. Well, i believe alma has something up her sleeve and she has a secret weapon that she can use that no one knows about tim and alma, not so timid, any more! That’s enough of this episode episode. Five next time episode sex, you must tune in you must tune in for the next episode. So, let’s see next time we’re going to have some fun because it gets it gets even more devious, because now that alma has really come into her stride, honey, you’re not gonna, be able to recognize the former alma she’s, not the same anymore. Okay, she’s about to get really wicked, so the timid alma is not timid any more. So, oh guess what guess? What i think i mentioned earlier in my show that i do now have submerge a the vibe. Has some merchandise? Yes, so if you really want to support the show support the show with what i have available, my brand did merchandise yeah. I just thought parted with spread shirt to come up with some really cool ideas, and i came with his design. It was a design that i designed for the podcast, but i redid it again. You know to make it really really really shine so check those out, because i believe something there. You love okay, so if you really want to support the show, that’s how you can not support the show. 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Scene Of The Crime
Enjoying the show i knew you would just as much fun as i had creating it. Okay, here’s here’s here, susan cool, though here’s something cool check this out. I know every once in a while right, we all like something, really cool trendy, fresh right. You like that, okay, so check this out. I have something that is so cool, so trendy, you don a love this okay. I just recently relaunched, and i say that relaunched, i shouldn’t say, re large, because it’s not really relaunching you know. Sometimes, when you you’re an entrepreneur, you have these ideas with the idea. Doesn’t really you know you do something and it doesn’t. Quite that’s not finish. Chet, you look. It’s like a piece of work. It’s a piece of art i create when i do this show when i do anything that i do and it was a it was a work of art, but it was not quite complete, but now it is, and i want to share that with you. I want to share that with you. It is complete and official beyond the vibe merchant die. 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So i give you my best, because i simply do my best show your love for the vibe check out the march. Thank you for listening, p s. Thank you for your purchase. Guess what we’re going to do we’re going to get back to the show later, hello, everybody? How are you? How are you doing? What’s going on m? What’s going on another day in a life i’ll be on the vine well annette another day in the late, so hope you’re enjoying the show? I hope you are pretty cool huh. You didn’t think that housewives were that crazy, huh. Well, some of them get that way. You know some of them get that way. Well see i’m not a housewife, so i don’t know what it’s like to be desperate. I don’t know i don’t know, don’t want to know, don’t want to know, but it’s interesting though it’s a very interesting show, i’m glad to to be doing it really, because i really find fun in doing something: that’s simply dark a little and comedic a little. So it’s a kind of a blend of the two with fictional, true crying now i said, i said one time i was not going to do true crime in any kind of way possible. I did say that you know i made that commitment to myself. I said i’m not going to do true crime. That way, i’m not gonna do everybody else is doing it. Well, guess what right never say what okay never say? Never so i’m doing it i’m doing it, but i literally promised myself. I said i would not do true crime there’s too much crime going on in this world. You know, and i just kind of wanted to stay away from it, but then i said wait a minute. A lot of it is the non fiction. Type i’d rather stay away from that okay i’ll be fictional i’ll, be fiction at. So that’s why i decided. I said: okay. Well, if i’m going to do this, i’m going to do this fictional fictional, because i can’t i can’t do the other way. I can’t even watch that stuff. I don’t know if you do, but i don’t. I don’t watch crime anything hardly and when it comes to shows tv shows in very limited on the the shows that are related to crying there’s enough crime going on in this world. I mean i’m a serious note. There is so i tried to distance myself so much, but somehow, if the show wasn’t this good but fictional crime, fictional, true crime, so that’s the kind i really rather do so rather than the other kind. I’m not i’m not a fan of doing something that i i really don’t enjoy doing and it’s just not. You know it has to be enjoyable for me. I have to enjoy it. I have to really want to do it. I have to feel that it’s something that i really truly want to do as a creator of a show and if i want to do something, i’m going to do it, but i have to feel it. That’s like everything i do. I have to really feel it and if i don’t feel it for some reason, if it’s something that i really don’t want to get involved in a d get into, then i won’t do it. I simply won’t do it. So that’s where i’m at that’s. You know, that’s why i do this. For that reason, so, last time right, you want to get into the show. That’s what you’re here for right? Will you have for everything else too? You should be. You should be here for everything thing, it’s a great show and i hope that you’re in listening mode, you better, be you better, have your blankets? If you need it, you better have the things like your snacks and everything else that you need, because this is a show. So i want you to sit back, relax and enjoy the show and have all your favorite goodies, all your favorite goodies. So whatever you have as your favorite goody doesn’t matter what it is whatever it is whatever it is. This is better than a movie by the way. Okay. Well, that only does it not cost you anything, but hey, you’re, really, really, you know getting some dish, some dish, i’m going to dish it here, i’m going to dish it out. You don’t even have to watch the gossip channels or listen to the latest gossip on the news. So last time we left off right. What do we live off? Well, i remember, let me remind you, we left off when the old lady in the neighborhood, the nosy neighbor got too nosy for her own good. Yes, she got to nosy for her own good, so she met her demise. She met her demise. She was so nosy that she had the audencia to climb up the ladder up the stairs a stared ladder. That’s on a side of a home that was back in the a one thousand nine hundred and forty nine, who knows they might still have them to day vintage homes who knows won. That was the last time she was nosey. Huh she’s not going to be nosy any more. So i think it’s definitely done for her. So she’s no longer with us. Lo kay daily departed, missus, nosey, neighbor, missus, nosey, neighbor gone gone, no longer, so guess who wakes up the next day after the treacherous in rendus evening amapilcan and the phones ringing and with eyes wide open. She answers the phone, oh, my god, who could this be calling this early the morning at nine o’clock? It’s grace grace is, on the other end of the phone and she says what’s wrong, because nine o’clock is very early for some of us. It is she says. Well, i just wanted to call you and give you a heads up on the garden club. They are convinced that you are garden club material. So this is what i want you to do. I want you to be prepared because guess what they’re coming over to your home, what my home, i’m not ready for this! Oh my god! What do i do? What do i wear? Oh my gosh, but then she says to grace you’re a true pal and then she makes a promise. Grace says: don’t tell anybody. Don’t tell rita that. I warned you because she’s going to know you were prepared by me. So guess what alma does? Oh, my gosh, she looks at her house. Oh my god! This is a horrible looking home, it’s filled with drab and shab and a typical housewife, stuff oak old. You know you know old stuff. Drabby, like you know the archy bunker. You know back in the day the archy bunco home look typically like drab from pe typical housewife stuff, same old stuff. So guess what she does guess what alma does she runs across the street to the old ladies home and she takes her. She takes her. She takes her. She takes her her, oh my god, her wares. She takes her everything in her house. Oh my gosh, everything all ter furniture, well, not an ferniture, but all the the trinkets on the on the on the thing on the table. She takes all of that from the old ladies home. But meanwhile, okay, there’s something else. That’s a little bit worrisome here, you’re, not going to believe this. The detectives are now on the scene of where alma and bertram pushed the old lady’s car into the lake they’re investigating this, because somehow something gave him a heads up on something’s going on because it was reported as missing, because you remember she never showed up. Okay, the old lady is dead, but alma was pretending to be the old lady, but when she took that phone call, you remember the phone call. The phone call was a relative saying: are you coming up to visit us, but she never made it because you remember, the real person is dead. So apparently they reported her aunt is missing, so the car is missing. So now investigators are on the scene of the crime, so they’re investigating. How could this happen? How how the investigatin the fact that that you know they think that the old lady drove herself into the lake and killed herself, but that was not the case. We know that and guess what they discover footprints in the muddy dirt. Well, they said looks like the old lady had company, but they don’t know which lady had company there was a lady in the vehicle but which lady was the leading the vehicle and she had company and that company was bertram. So as we get on with the story, the filhos pretend that nothing has happened just last night, so he comes home, say alma alma. Where are you honey? Who are you she s? I i don’t lot to do. I don’t have time to explain i’m trying to get ready. These people are coming over to the house from the garden club to interview me. She just tell me what’s going on, what’s going on, what are you doing? The ladies from the garden club are coming they’re coming to our home. That’s why i’m in the old ladies home, taking her stuff, i’m taking the finest china, the finest porcelain that i can possibly find, and i need to bring that over to my house, because i need to make a good first impression and the candlesticks will do good too. So she takes all that and bertram is looking at her perplexed and confused as to what is she doing honey? This is what i want. This is my time. This is what i want, so i want you to be patient and i’m going to do whatever it takes to make a very good impression. So let me take what i need from the old lady’s house and everything will be okay, so bertram’s just sits back watching his crazy wife do something that he doesn’t really understand and get, but to ama. It’s a different story: she’s trying to get into the garden club, so she’s going to do whatever it takes. Meanwhile, back to the scooter story, scooter and rita. Well guess what scooter now finds himself living on the on the street? Reda says no more! Ah, ah i’m done with you no more! No, i pity enough for you. Oh, come on no come on. Have a heart, have a heart might wait baby? Please don’t do this. I know i messed up, please. I know i messed up. Then she slaps him and says: oh well, i don’t care. You are interested in a fat girl, a middle aged woman and then she says, wait a minute, catherine. What? Yes, i want you to seduce catherine. She still wants him to seduce catherine. After all this, please don’t do this to me, but catherine will destroy me. So then she convinces him to seduce her, because if it doesn’t happen she will be disinherited. So in other words, it’s a little. It’s a little bit of a double edged sword. Ferida, on the one hand, rita wants to be able to have control. Do her thing? Have scooter and everything else, but she knows that catherine now knows what she’s that something’s wrong here. She knows that so does carlos, so she’s willing to put up with scooter and his adulterous ways. No, i wouldn’t call it adultery but his ways to be able to get catherine on the other end, so she’s kind of stuck in the middle she’s kind of stuck in the middle of these two things betwixt and betwixt. She stuck in the middle of this whole situation, so she doesn’t know what to do so. She’s willing to give him everything back. If he would do that. One thing, and that is sleep with katherine and then she said, scoop senior acting. He says: i’m not a horma actor, no, not says rita. I’ve seen your acting you’re, not you’re, not an actor. You not an actor. You get paid for what you do by me. Then she drabs off his towel exposes himself and one of the ladies in the neighborhood says dan ye fat ouch, so interesting, she’s willing to forgo all this just to get catherine because she doesn’t want to be disinherited. So the lady has an agenda so meanwhile vern the detective is being investigated, the investigators being watched and guess who’s he’s being watched by he is being watched, but a former person that he was investigating. He was investigating this couple and it turns out that the husband did know his wife was having a fair and vern was the investigator on the on the case. So he was investigating that. But now this guy calls him with a threat. He said, if you exposed me with those pictures you took of me, and you tell my wife, i will kill you, i will literally kill you so now he has a threat against his life, so the plot gets so twisted here. Doesn’t it it gets so twisted, but won’t you know this scooter had so way to the diner and guess what he does he hands over to the diner to see d and ask her for money. Now he’s begging the same so b, who told ye. I just want you for certain things locked her out of the door locked hour out of the door when it was raining and toll and said that i’m not interested in you- and i could do better- is now begging for money, because why reader through a mouth i’m desperate, i could end up on the streets, oh boy and then de get. You know what she does. She gives him the money she gives him the money, after all, he’s done to her. Finally, he says thank you. Then he says i never meant to upset you. I never meant to hurt you yet. Yes, as they i know we were just having fun. I never meant to hurt you you’re, a really nice lady, i’m sorry! Well, maybe things will turn for the better and then these as well. I believe some things are going to turn out for the better. She starts grinning with a smile thinking about none other than vern she’s got vern on the brain, so at the fell cut home they discussing what’s coming up next, so she’s cleaning up her house getting ready for the garden. Ladies from the garden club they want, you know she wants to look her best, shek stylish. You remember what old lady said to her the old lady that fell at her demissa. You have to make a good first impression. Well, she and the stuff that she took from her house. She took this painting from her house took down the old painting of her and birdie crazy. She literally went over to the old lady’s house. Looked at her picture, looked at the painting and said: hmm that would look nice on my wall. I don’t want them to see this old tacky picture of you and me i want to. I want them to see something like a bin somewhere. So she goes over to the old lady’s house and she takes that painting off her wall and takes that painting and says this will look better in my house. Come here. Bertie help me help me. Take this panting down. I want this up in my wall then, should grab some. Please have so desperate you’d better do this. I could never dream and imagine being part of the garden club, but now i have a chance. You better do this or else well, bertie, does what any husband would do who’s desperate. He runs over. He takes the painting off the wall, while the police are on the outside of the home in front of the old. Ladies home. Oh my god, oh dear, what do we do? What do they do? Well, you have to wait a little bit and see what happens next, because i’m going to tell you what they’re going to do the police are outside the door. They’ve come knocking. It led them to the old lady’s house. Remember their investigating the old lady, so they’re inside the old lady’s house and the police is at the front gate. What do you think happens? What do you think happens? What do you think happens? Well when you look at to want to be crime, people crime, whatever they don’t know what to do. They’re new at this game? Well! Well, then again, maybe not bertram isn’t bertram isn’t, but bertram is a new at it, but maybe alma is so while the police are outside there inside the house. What do we do? Oh, my dear! Oh, my god, okay, look! Let’s get ourselves out of the front of the window, so they won’t see us then we’ll try to ditch ourselves some kind of way we have to make it look like we’re, not even in this house, because you know what if they hear us they’ll think somebody’s in here robbing the house. So the police look in front window, you see anything. Nope, don’t see anything. So they kind of literally scrunched up on the side of the house. Well alma hits the floor behind the sofa telling him you be a diversion for me. Well, i go this way. You go that way because i’m going to go out the back door, the side door and pretend that i am coming from my house- pretend that oh, the neighbor is so there, so he does his diversion, while she’s crawling on the floor getting out of the house to go to her house and he’s watching her from behind getting this getting all jacked up, because nothing’s going to happen and the police are still looking in the window, they’re still looking in the window, then, as she scummed over to her house, she goes out her own back door and comes out the front hey who he ho over here: hello officers, offices, hello, hello, hi. Yes, you, hello ma’am. How are you are you looking for the lady next door who used to live? Who lives there? Well yeah. We are well she’s been gone for two days and her relatives are looking for her. So then, meanwhile, in the house, bertram is stealing the painting off the wall. So all of this is a diversion, so i was playing it off. She’s talking to the police- and you know talking about her vehicle and the moment that bertram takes the painting. He takes the painting, he’s he’s coming out of the house, but guess what happens as any crazy show. He stumbles and fumbles with a painting in his hand and falls with it in the paint in the yard and he falls down so then alma has to do and pretend she’s fainting. Oh help me. Oh somebody helped me so the officers are looking at her like okay. Are you? Okay? Ma’am? Are you okay? Oh i’m, just look. Hey, i’m just a little bit emotional! Well ma’am! You seem pretty emotional here. Oh yes! Well! I am you know, i’m going through the change. You know you know what the change is and then the police office as well. We understand. Okay, we understand so back to the old lady’s story, so they found some footprints two sets of footprints at the river. So they think that the lady is still alive. So ama plays it off. It has to still pretend knowing that the lady is dead, so they give the police officers give. We said, if you find anything if you find any information, let us know so they hand her off the their phone number and you know if they see anything, let you know let her know, but that’s not well. He did it was so funny because amas, you know she reacted so emotional when she’s so bertram she fainted she felt like she fainted said that she was going through the change and some of us know what that is, so the police officer hands off his number give sir his number in case anything you know happens and the old lady happens to come back home. But then the young police officer said this ma’am, it’s okay, my my mother is going through the same thing. The change. I understand that was so funny she’s going through the change. What i understand she gets sweats too. All that night wet and she says: oh, that’s, mighty gallant, a you, so she trust his back over to her house. So now, meanwhile, back at vern’s place verds place. He gives the a call at the diner and says i you know what i’m coming to see you, which you know, let’s have lunch, hmm it’s starting to date. She you know she thinks of him as her boyfriend and he says what pay, what wait a minute, what a way we’re just going out for some friendly lunch, that’s all and an rita walks in the door. You call yourself a detective you’ll call yourself a detective, a twenty one year old lading, a wig. Why didn’t you tell me? I try? I trailed the girl, but you didn’t tell me she was dressed up like mock kettle. What’s her name burnses, i can’t tell you that she humiliated me. I want her to be punished. No she’s, just a kid leave her alone leave her alone. Mister loomis tell me her name and i’ll, make it worth your while nice try, lady, but i’m not for sale. Every one has a price. Well know, not me: how much does mister castia pay for you hm? Oh. Well, yeah. I understand you just married pretty little thing he meets you. You meet him you’re, just a sex toy. How much does he really pay you because you’re for sale, but i’m not so you got yourself a giggle says vern. You fool yourself into thinking that he loves you, but now you know that he doesn’t and so you’re starting to panic, because you’re financially scared that carlos is going to cut you off and the young guy scooter is only interested in your body and your money. You can’t speak to me that way. Oh yes, i can. I just did no one speaks to me that way. Well then, i don’t need your help says rita the pot calling the kettle black huh so wow. Meanwhile, back at the fico home, alma and bertie are still disgusting and havin a little fight about what to do after they just had to run in with the police. Well, you know he’s kind of mad and angry, because why do you want to take our picture of our family off the wall and replace it with something else? My family means so much to me says bertram and you want me to take off the picture off the wall. That kind of hurts him, but again remember alma’s, willing to do anything at all cost to make an impression make an impression on the garden club. Ladies, so vern and in d are having a date and ver doesn’t know how to carry himself because, while they’re sitting at the table she’s enjoying herself, but he doesn’t know how to act, he is pouring way too much salt on that sandwich way too much. He says i’ve never done this before it’s been a while. It’s been a while, since i’ve dated i’m kind of like getting back into this, so you’re gonna have to forgive me and excuse me: he says that doesn’t make sense a nice guy like you so nice i mean i would have thought you had. Someone special well says vern. Well, i did. I once had a lady who were engaged, but then you know then the war i went to war and i wasn’t the same guy. When i got back well, you must have seen a lot of debts. Huh yeah i’ve seen a lot of death, said vern, so but that’s okay and the fact that you came out of the situation you’re going to be okay, so you’ve seen a lot of debts but you’re, okay, you’re here, that’s the whole point you’re here she kind of makes him feel that you know what you went to that difficult time. We all go through the difficult times, but still you still here, you survived, you lived, but guess what, as for having their delicious lunch, the embattled husband, the one who threatened vern is sitting across the table from where the and verner having some lunch. He is determined to kill him, because what he knows is going to expose his infidelity to his wife. So he will kill anybody at all cost. So, while they’re sitting on having a really nice lunch at the cafe he’s over across the table, he meant what he said when he was when he threatened him. He meant exactly what he said. He says i am going to kill you i’m going to do something about that. So vern obviously didn’t take the threat to personally he kind of said. Well, you know what you know. I don’t think you’re going to do anything about that, but he was a little bit nervous because he never obviously had a threat before, but he got one now so the husband is seeing right across the table. They haven’t seen him, yet they haven’t seen him yet, but he’s looking over at them saying hiding behind a newspaper, i’m going to get you i’m going to get you for what you did so as a story in folds and it doesn’t fold who knows what’s going to happen next, who knows? Well, i have an idea what’s going to happen next, but i don’t believe that the beginning of a relationship is going to end quite just soon, so we’re at guess we’re at we’re. At the field cut home where alma, just not alma rita, is at the door step of the field cut home getting out of this lujo one thousand nine hundred and forty something i don’t know what the car is, but it’s gorgeous. So the ladies are at her arm as she walks up to the stairs in front of the fill cut home- hmm, lovely garden, you know snumming down already and then grace is saying, give her a chance, give her a chance leave her alone. Okay, we were alone, so what alma alma opens the door hello. Ladies, oh, what a surprise. I know you expected a formal interview but read it and i decided to just come over to your home. We decided to just just jump in oh okay, all righty. You know well! This is me here i am come on into my home, so they look around her house snubbing down at her home. Did we catch out a bad time? Well, no, i was you know, just cleaning cleaning and what in fact- and then we just says come on. Oh, i was going at the church later after i finished wearing this cute toutit, but then rita knows better than that rita says: n’t come on. Oh, this is a perfect timing and then ride says well yeah, as she looks at grace too perfect, so she pours every one, some tea. So every one can get to know alma. Well, this is not a large property says rita. This is kind of small well, but you know what the ladies don’t seem to camp, but somehow rita has a whole lot of criticism. Okay, so the ladies, you know she says you know they look over her house o. What of the ladies says? Oh i used to play the piano. You play the piano. Oh yes, i did. I used to play the piano so then the other ladies start to talk, and so the conversation begins and guess who walks in bertram, of course, walks in and the hello. Ladies, how are you and then she of course introduces her husband. Everybody knows who he is he’s a veterinarian in the town, the gorgeous picture. Oh my god. Oh yes, then they start to notice a picture, the picture of paris on the wall. Oh, so they noticed a picture in the wall. Oh my gosh, it’s a lovely picture. You’ve been to paris, you been alma says. Of course i have. Of course they have now. Let’s be honest: what is the lady a housewife with little of no income living off her husband going to do in paris, so she’s pretending she’s in paris, so the pictures up on the wall so now she must play this, so she has to play off this line. Oh reda says you’ve been to paris where, where have you stayed in paris? I know several of the hotels now we know reda been there right. Where have you been? What did you say? Oh well? Well, well, we always bertram. What do we stay? What do we stay in paris, hotel, plateros? Oh, yes, the hotel, peter nos, oh, it’s so charming! It’s so charming! Yes, the hotel petara! Well, i think you know something like that. Well, so it’s like okay, it’s like she’s got to play this thing off. So then the door bell rings and guess who is at the door? Well one of the garden. Ladies, her old, dar ole mother. She said i found this lady in your car. What was this lady doing in your car, but it’s another it’s this lady who apparently is related to another one of the ladies who happens in p. Part of the garden club happens to be her haunt. So can you you know the inviter in they might a red. You know i didn’t almost as i don’t want people to see that i’m running a lady party with old. Ladies now, okay. So meanwhile back into dino vernus having lunch with d. So as they finished her lunch, she pays, but he looks over across the table and guess who he sees he walks over to him with a limp leg. This is what are you doing here? How do you do mister lummis? Are you following me? Doesn’t look like it? How did you know i’d be here so obviously followed him. Then he walks over and tells de we got to leave this place. Do you have a back door? Yes, through the kitchen, let’s get through there, because he’s about to follow me, so they walk out the back door of the diner and he reaches for a knife. So his threat was serious. So then, again at the back door, okay, he’s one of who is this guy, says de who is he one of my clients? Okay, oh and they meet him right there he pulls out the knife. He is okay, all right! I don’t want any trouble. I don’t want any trouble it’s well. I met i’m mad at you because you’re going to get me to some trouble. Well, you should have messed around on your wife. Then he wheels the knife and takes the knife punches. Vern out takes a knife and slashes his leg d jumps on his back, trying to fend him off. He reaches for the knife. Again takes the knife and slashes his leg. Again, oh my god that an officer is watching. At the same time, officer officer, says d: this man he’s trying to kill us, so the officer runs after him and i guess what happens de runs over to vern and seized his leg. The very leg that was damaged during the war and sees that leg was cut open. Oh my god. He he just he covers it up and she looks at it. Oh my god. Oh, my god and then he’s like embarrassed and he’s in terror at the same time covering it up, that’s his demon he’s dealing with so back at the party, the old lady, not the only that got killed, but the other lady she’s sitting there talking to bertram. You know she said you know kind of say i don’t know why my why my niece wants to be part of this garden party. So she’s talking to bertram, now hear this old lady. It’s going to disclose something to bertram the last person in the world. She wants to disclose anything to, but she doesn’t know that yet so they’re having tea sipping tea, but they want something a little bit tougher. They want some wine because it’s about to get down and dirty with the gossip, so they’re talking about the things my son wants to marry. This lady says one of the ladies at the garden club she’s, thirty, two, the but thirty something years old. No, you know wait a minute now her son is twenty something and- and she is almost fifty so the gossip goes on. My son wants to marry this lady. That’s twenty something years old, so that’s nothing on rita, rita has nothing to say here. So young girl, you know it’s crazy. So then they start to gossip some more a little bit more. So then rita can’t obviously take it, because you know why it hits too close to home because she is screwing scooter, but nobody in the garden clubs. No, but none of the ladies know that she is that’s the secret that she’s keeping quiet. So she has nothing really to say about this. Other lady, that’s in the club whose son decides to marry a lady that is younger than she is because she’s almost fifty and their son is wanting to marry. Somebody, that’s you know t you know that’s younger than that, a thirty something year old difference, so it makes her feel old because she’s almost fifty years old but rita, can’t take it any more rita says i can’t take this, so she walks out of the room while they continue to gossip and she walks into the kitchen where she meets alma. Now this is where could it be that alma and rita have something in common? Could it be that they’re coming together? Could it be that they have something in common? Let’s find out so she said, i need something stronger than just some wine give me something stronger, so she gets some whisky. So she says, are you just having a bad day says alma? No, no! She takes you know she takes the whiskey, she doesn’t drink whiskey, but she took you know she takes the whiskey anyway, and she says you read a castillo a bad day. My gosh you’re, so beautiful it’s so gorgeous and she says: do you have anything other than this whiskey give me some ginger rail, so alma hurries over to get the ginger ral? He says some people, you know you take your look for granted. I don’t have those kind of looks and then vita says. Well, you know. Beauty, like you doesn’t fade, says alma you’ll have that gorgeous ness until a day you die so read us just eating this stuff up just once says alma. I wish i could look like that. I wish i could be somebody just once just once and then she as er. What do you think of me? Well, then, rita says as she sizes her up. I think you’re, a very nice lady, then an ama laughs, probably too nice for this club, but but you seem to have a little bit of tricks up your sleeves and she says how do you know that well lays back reader, because i know paris and i know you’ve never been to paris come on. I know you were just putting that on. You knew all the time so alma. Yes, i like the dress but come on sweetie you’re, never going to clean in that dress. I barred it well good for you says, rita. I love a woman who reinvents herself, but but let me tell you now: it’s always going to be somebody smarter, prettier and stronger, but you know what this is. What you can do, play the game and then alma says. Well. You know what i have so much to learn from you rita. I could learn from you, you you. You know the masterful art of pretending to be somebody that you’re, not so i can learn from you. Well predates her ego was about to get stroked. Well, maybe i will teach you a thing or two. You could be my next project. Yes, i can give you a makeover. So then you look you let me into your club. Well, she says well under one condition, bet you get something a little stronger than whiskey. He has that so scoter is still not finished. Doing his scooter things. He visits the castillo home while read, of course, is not home because she’s busy at the garden party, so she bat. He begs the maid for money. So he’s looking he’s into the house while catherine is upstairs and so he’s playing it off. Have we met. I don’t think so. I believe we have. I don’t think so. Oh you have the dry cleaner and then scooter says. Oh, who are you? Oh? I am catherine carlos’s daughter. So then the maid, you know the nose he made knows what scooters up to, because they all have that secret gives him some some money and then catherine walks down the stairs and gives him the pan to take to the dry cleaners, bring it back. No accidents, please press this way. Press that way to scooter he’s not a dry cleaner under disguise. Yes, ma’am i’ll bring your pants back as good as new, so you see he does act after all, and then he looks over at the maiden says. I believe you want me some money, an extra twenty dollars, so the maid looks at him with disgust because they know each other’s secrets and then he walks over to catherine m. By the way i love that scarf you’re wearing that’s a lovely scarf. Hmm, so catherine such a said, o my lovely, charming young man and then the maid knowingly knows what’s going on, says so he’s about to because she knows the secret he’s about to seduce catherine. So, back at the party lots of stuff going at the party, the old lady begins to confide confide in bertram. She tells him her story, she’s been suffering in pain. Remember, that’s! Not the guy! You want to talk to she’s suffering, you know she’s a suffering, lady and then she says to bert. Why do you want to talk to me? I know sand bag like me. Well, i enjoy talking to people who are about to die so they’re having a great conversation, but the other conversation, meanwhile, is going on the back room. So this continue to gossip about each other’s husband. Well, your husband. Let’s talk about your husband and the gossip goes on and on and on and on and on, but that’s what the garden club is all about. It’s about nothing of pure gossip, so they also talk behind each other’s backs. Okay, it’s a fun, it’s crazy! So meanwhile, so they start to what talk about exactly what’s going on when the party starts and what’s going on with the party when the big event is so almah decides to um, you know she’s, not bored, but anything they do. She said i could listen to you guys talk for ever and ever and ever and then she starts to walk. Look over it rita and says: wait a minute, rita it’s giving her! This look s. I can listen to you. Ladies talk all day long, because you know the conversation was getting kind of boring. So then rita looks at her and says: do you like the conversation alma and then alma has to play it off and say? Well, yes, i could listen to you. Ladies all day long. Your conversation, intrigues me and then rita gives her a look to say that’s what i thought you’d say so they’re having a good time, because obviously the game is pretense. We’re all pretending here: okay and then the old lady in the other part of the house, as it looks like your wife, is getting along quite fine with the garden. Ladies and then the dog is marking outside. Remember the dog, the old lady’s dog, so bertram and almah go out to get the dog and he’s digging up the garden. He digs up guess what he digs up. He digs up the hands of the old lady. The dog knows its owner, so he digs up the hand a hand is coming up off the ground and they’re. Looking at this a dismay, oh mg moment, what do we do? What do we do? Well, i’m not going to tell you what they do not just yet, so you have to just wait a minute. So are you liking the show? This is what i’m here for to entertain you. You know. I always thought that why women kill was an outstanding show. I thought the writing was incredible, simply credible, because i’m a writer and i thought doing this show was so damn cool that i watched it. The first season, but i loved it so much. I was watching it and i had to decide it was, i think, two thousand and twenty which so i was going to do because there’s plenty of shows. I watch no, no. I shouldn’t even say that i don’t watch a lot of tv. You know you have your go to shows. So i have my go to shows and my go to shows my goaty ship were a couple of different shows, but they were all mostly kind of female lead shows, but my go to shows always had drama my go to shows always it was a dark show, but the writing. The writing on these tv shows was the things that drew me. So i like the concept of why women kill, because why do women kill? Why do we kill some of us do crimes of passion, crimes of love, crimes of whatever it is, but i didn’t want to like i said i didn’t want to do a true. A crime show a fit a nonfictional one because i never lived in. I don’t live a true crime situation, but i know a lot of people do, but i don’t i’m not caught up in that kind of stuff. I don’t even listen to the shows of the podcast ill watch it on tv. So i thought the creativeness of this. The concept of the first season was so incredible and so creative that that was it and then other shows i watch. I still watch other shows on tv, but i looked. I was watching the first season, so i said you know what i’m going to do, i’m going to do this season and then have it streamed. So that’s why i decided to do it, so you know, but i was i was practicing how to do this. How am i going to do this show and don’t want to do this? You know as a creative person, so i decided to do this because solved so i decided to do it so i’m doing it. So meanwhile, right let’s go back to the story enough of my story, so the dog is digging up the hand of the old lady. What do we got to do? What are we goin to do? What we going to do, what a good dog we got to get the dog, and then we got a. We got to cover up our story, so ama goes inside. The house bertram goes at is outside the house and she has to play it off. You know, let’s do something diversion again diversion well rita, says: no wait! A minute! We’ve seen enough. Your house is precious, we’ve got to go, we’ve got other things to do. Okay, and i read, it- looks at almond says what the we got to go but almas as wait. A minute wait, a minute. Why would you guys just stay a while? Let’s have some treats? Are you in for some sounds, so the diversion is trying to get them away from the window, because bertram is out there digging up the hand of the old lady. The dog is and bertram’s trying to cover it up and get rid of the dog. So then they go over to the one of the ladies who plays the piano. Let’s entertain, says alma, so she gets as she sets and she gets to the piano. Anybody know any good songs back in the old days and then, when i know this song well, i know this song because i did know the song, but i’m not that old, but everybody joins in anything goes: okay, that’s the name of the song, so bertram is in the back yard why the dog is barking at him, because the dog knows you killed my owner they’re sitting in there having a party everybody’s joining joining the song. Anything goes so he’s trying to tie up the dog and do something she’s inside trying to get them to have a ball and they’re having a ball even rita, so he’s covering the hand up with some more dirt, because the hand was so visible but remember anything goes. The show must go on so there they’re creating one diversion after another after another after another. So let’s get started in song, says alma fell god. Let’s do some songs. Let’s say a why, ladies, let’s saying so, they sang for a little mile so across town in the back alley the ambulance takes care of vern the dot. The the medic says you’re going to need some unico going to need to go to the hospital because you you look pretty bad, so i’m not going to any hospital so the walks over and, of course, she sees the leg. She says you know what is this? What you’re trying to hide all along is this. Is this? Is this what you’re hiding you don’t want me to see? He was ashamed. Enver says you know what i served my time in the war. I served my country, and this is what i get so he was a little bit bitter and who wouldn’t be, who wouldn’t be when you come home from something like that: you’re, not the same person physically mentally, sometimes emotionally. Yes, i served my country, he had a wife, she was proud of me, but she couldn’t handle the pain, i’m not the same woman. She saw she couldn’t the said that she couldn’t handle it. No, she couldn’t handle it, so she laughed but you, but but you know what is that, why you haven’t dated anyone else. Is that the reason why he said well, i couldn’t stand to see another woman’s face. I couldn’t not the way i looked, and then you know what the says. Look, i’m not going anywhere i’m here for you, i’m fat girl and then the same officer that was investigating the crime of the old lady comes out and apparently vern and him they know each other. So he steps out and says: hey is this guy, bothering you and then they look at each other in this smile? So they know each other. So then they look. They can have this look at each other and he says of course not no, so they introduced themselves. They used to work together. As i’m d, i m ama filka daughter, and you know what he says a oh who are you the polite’s officer said looking at vern. I miss girl, i’m his girl, then she reaches for his hand and he says yeah she’s, my girl. Well, the party isn’t over just yet oh ama, we have such a great time says. Grace and rita, says you know what i’m still not absolutely sure just yetbut you’re on the list and grace says yes, so i was pretty happy bertram, so so so bertram decides to take the painting of paris off the wall. We said of nothing enough of this. What are you doing? What are you doing says alma i’m taking the picture off the wall? I don’t know why we have to pretend i want my family to be the way that it is i’m tired of pretending, i’m tired of pretending now how we going to explain this. How we’re going to explain this to everybody! I want our things back. She said i don’t want that life anymore. I’m done with that life, i’m keeping the photograph i’m putting it back on the wall. What are you going to do about that? Well, bertram’s, getting tough but alma’s, getting even tougher. Jesus. Look i’m no longer happy with the scraps. Okay, i want my seat at the table. I don’t want people looking down at me any more. I don’t want him looking down at me any more. I don’t want the scraps, i’m tired of it, so meanwhile outside the home, guess what happens? You’re not going to believe this. Just when alma thought she was going to be invited into the garden club, guess what happens her dreams are about to get smashed. Okay, our dreams of being a part of the garden club, the it society is about to get smashed. Yes, it is guess how remember i always said these things intersect with each other. Each relationship is intersecting. With this, scooter is intersecting with catherine intersecting, with d intersecting, with reades to it’s all connected so now, as bertram and alma fight, she wants her new life. He wants his own life, so they’re fighting on which life they’re going to have. He wants it his way. She wanted her way, who’s going to get that way, nobody’s going to be happy, but she she figures. Well, i put up with you and your treacherous ways for twenty plus years. So it’s about time that you put up with mine what her dreams are about to get scotched as the ladies go over to their respective vehicles, going back home to their husbands. Guess who’s walking up the sidewalk. Yes, who’s, walking up the sidewalk as they get back in the vehicles. Talk about. We had such a ball at the field cut home alma is our next gal she’s. The next one and reda says oh yeah. Perhaps she is until cass who walks down the sidewalk, none other man berns new girl, who’s, also alma yeah. You got it and bertram’s tater, remember rita knows who the fat lady is until she didn’t know until now, but now she knows who she’s related to and then rita with this face that only i don’t know what you can imagine shrieks with evil with evil, like the look that she gets when she used to play once upon a time no indictive vicious bitch. She looks at it and she looks at her. That’s not happening. What i see is not happening before me. She looks and sees d with her parents with alma, but she sees d d is who she really sees and she sees them hugging and loving on each other and loving on each other. But the moment that d saw, i mean, read a sow alma and bertram hugging and loving on each other because they compromised, they said we’re going to compromise as any happy married couple would do, but not crazy, like that she sees them coming together and rita, looks and says i wish i had that, but that that that jealousy turned to rage when she saw de and the moment that she saw d. That was it. That was it that acceptance into the garden club hm don’t know. If that’s going to happen, not with rita on the prow the moment she saw d hug her parents is the moment that she knew who alma really is, who the the connection she knew. The connection, oh, you can imagine, so she is going to do whatever she’s going to do because d destroyed her play, what’s scooter and everything else and how could scooter mess around on her with that fat woman? So you think now all is going to get into the club. Perhaps perhaps not you’ll just have to tune in next time. You just have to tune in next time, because i’m not telling you so i’m not going to tell you that’s not what i do. It’s a mystery. Okay! So next time season, two episode, five look me up: okay, you’re gonna. Look me up you’re, going to listen in put those airs on get into listening mode, have a glass of whatever you want, doesn’t matter. What you have with me doesn’t matter as long as you’re, okay, you’re chilling, and you enjoying this show that sound that matters so check out. My twenty four seven streaming media show be on the vibe. Nothing, but music yeah check it out on the website at www, the digital five get it be on the vibe com. That’s michele baby! 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Three three did you like to have you listened to one yet? Well, you might have to go back and listen to it again, this stuff, i’m telling you you can’t make this stuff up. It’s too good, it’s too good by listening mode. You know what i mean. I mean getting yourself relaxed chilling out doing absolutely nothing. Oh, no, wait a minute wait! A minute! You have to have some snacks. Okay, that’s a must when you listen to the show. So whatever your favorite snack is you need to get that? Okay, because we’re about to get the party started. So we left off an episode three and to excuse me where timid, housewife, amo filka finds out that her husband is crazy as hell, but the crazier thing is that she gets involved. She has no other choice. What to go along with the lie, the deception, because not only is she protecting him, but she has to protect herself, because now she knows so she’s kind of a co conspirator to the crime and end of the episode to she remember the the crazy lady right. She was a the nosy neighbor, i’m just recapping for you. She decided to be so nosy that she went up the stairs to the side of the house of the pilco home and she decided to be a typical nosy, neighbor. Okay, that’s what she decided to be, but that very nosiness cost to her death. Her death! That’s crazy picture! This! She has this. The fil cuts. Well, alma has a has a a cutting tool. You know she cuts to weeds, so it was kind of like inevitable that the old lady would die this way. So she has this cutting tone, a pruning tool that she uses to prune her her beautiful garden, daisies and things like that. So the knows the old lady, the busy body lady, takes that tool the garden tool and turns it upside down with a blade points upwards. So as a nosy lady goes up the ladder n, you know of the stairs the ladder stairs whatever she gets too nosy for her own good, because that is literally how she died that left elma and her husband borgom to decide what they’re going to do. What are they going to do now now that she knows he’s a killer and she has to cover up her kill her her part of the crime because she has to wat. She wants the garden party thing. She wants to be a part of the garden club, so she will do anything at all cost, so it doesn’t matter to her she timid housewife. Did you? Did you kind of a toman housewife board? House, wife turns out to be a cyril killer’s wife and then she has no more the choice but to be just just like him. Just like him, that’s kind of crazy at tim and has wife hm not born to kill, but what could she do? What other choice did she have? She didn’t have much of a choice. She really didn’t, so she did what any loving housewife would do and she went along with it a dangerous game. So that’s a little bit of a recap from episode to on why women kill. So are you ready for episode? Three, that’s my question. Are you ready for episode three season, two of why women kill? Well, you better, be your better, be because you know what we’re about to take a ride. Are you ready? Let’s go okay, so, like i said i recapped that’s where we left off and that the the ladies in the neighborhood, the garden club, ladies, are still deciding what they’re going to do next and of course ride castillo is deciding who she’s going to pick? Is it going to be almah o? Is it going to be grace or not grace, i think yeah, i think believe her name was grace or grace’s friend. So who knows so that morning, after alma and bertram kill the next door neighbor somewhat someone a lot of different things happened: okay, so buying so much to be in the garden club. It’s like she starts to think the lady that she just killed. The old lady is this all worth it so then bertram and almah bury the old lady. You know s. Shall we shall we dig any deeper? She says to bertram, i don’t he says i don’t know. I’ve never done this before a killer, never killing me for it, but he doesn’t know how to bury an old lady. Oh my god, look at her body she’d recover her up first shut. Should we give her some words? You know some kind wars before she dies like bertram typically does so they give her a dedication one last time for being such a nosy neighbour, who fell to her death in the bed of roses. So they start to say the kind last words about the old lady and they really dwell in what’ just happened. They just killed a nosy neighbor, so it’s kind of silly because they’re having they’re like looking at each other saying my gosh, you know what the garden looks. Lovely. Doesn’t it? Yes dear? It really does, but they just killed an old lady in their very own garden and just buried her wow, the daisies are lovely. Okay, the daisies are so beautiful, so they give this lady her last right. So to speak. She was a nosy neighbor. She was never a good person. You know. Well, that’s about all we can say said the filka, so they conclude by bearing her and covering the dirt over her body. She remember how she hurt her, how the old lady told us she wasn’t fit for the garden club. So again, alma’s heart was filled with vengeance. How they looked up and looked up at her looked down at her with their snooty noses and the neighbor the next door. Neighbor the old lady look down on her, so she says: well, oh! Well, let’s pay back b, let’s pay back for what you did. Wow didn’t know what alma had it in er. Well after horrible night, she begins to dwell and wonder what is you know what’s happened so she gets up about her merry day and does the normal puts on a clothes fixes? Well, bertram fix his breakfast hi honey bacon, an ax, and did you sleep well, not really after last night? Do you think anybody would have slept well and then he says you know. We can’t pretend that that that that thing that we did last night didn’t happen because it did happen and then she says vehemently don’t touch me, don’t touch me, you kill people for a living. I don’t want to be touched by a serial killer, so you know she kind of decides to it’ll be a while before you touch me, but i’ll still have breakfast. As i said at the table, the the you know alma looks so bewildered she’s bewildered by what just happened in a garden several hours ago. They just killed an old lady, but for bertram it was like normal to him and he said well, you know he said well. She was lonely just lonely anyway, so it didn’t really matter. She had nothing else to do so, killing her was the next best thing or that she fell to her death because of them. So she was lonely so while we’re just kind of helping her along the way to get to the final end, the last curtain, the last hurrah, so their daughter d, ask how mommy and daddy are doing well, they’re faking it we’re doing. Okay, we’re fine, we’re happy we’re getting a long chest. Fine, as a matter of fact, what we did last night, you’ll never know, brings us so closer together than we ever could have imagined. So the is wondering the old lady is not at home. Where is she well? She can’t she can’t tell her. You know. Almah can’t tell her. Bertram can’t tell her that the old lady was killed by her last demise was was by them by the hands of them. The plot thickens meanwhile over at the garden club they’re still deciding so grace, makes a suggestion. You remember grace her friend who she gave the the brooch to says alma she’s, very nice, and then reda is okay. Almas fine, we’ll go with her. Okay, we’ll go with her. This is all you know what i’m dying to see what’s in her house, so they’re about to get ready to go and visit the bertram home, but while they’re at reade’s house catherine steps in now, you know who catherine is hey everybody in the garden club. This is carlos’s daughter, catherine, so what catherine makes a bit of a entrance by saying? Well something i have this thing in my head. I found this and i don’t know it’s expenses from a night club, so she pulls out the receipt and says: do you know what this is rita, as well as the garden club? Ladies, i don’t know where this came from. It’s a receipt from a hotel day does any one know of an apartment that someone could stay at. Do you know, as she looks at rita, who lives in that apartment? Well, rudas! A little bit nervous right about now and you know she tries to play it off in front of the garden. Ladies and then she looks at katherine and says: well, you know what? Yes, that is my apartment, but i’ve been renting it for a while me by myself, then the garden ladies say why? Oh, why are you doing that? Well, because carlos drinks, carlos, is now an alcoholic. Okay, conveniently he’s an alcoholic and then catherine sits back and says, wait a minute. Daddy is not an alcoholic, that’s my father! So she starts to really played off in front of the garden party, ladies because she doesn’t want her secret to be exposed, and that is when catherine knows that she’s nothing but a two face be liar and she can’t seem to get her. So she has to try something else, because the garden ladies decide to console her and, as she looks a wickedly at catherine and says bitch, i got you and then catherine says hm and walks off so back at the bertram home a normal day, nothing going on what is strange, because the next door neighbor the nosy neighbors. No longer there, but then they started to have a dog barking, her dog barking, so the decide. What are they going to do the dogs marking? Should we go over there? What should we do because there’s nobody in the house? She lived alone to no food, nothing because his owner is dead, so they decide to do this. One nice thing if you want to call it a nice thing, this friendly neighborhood thing by saying you know what, but before they do, that alma begins to look at the old lady’s house. Oh my god, look at this room and then bertram says what about it and then alma says it’s pristine. Oh my gosh! This is gorgeous it’s a beautiful home. I mean meticulous immaculate, but a busy body still so she starts to pick up her. China is, is oh, my god this is. We couldn’t afford this. She says. Oh i’ve always dreamed of a house like this and then the phone starts to ring. Who do you think it is? Should we answer it? I don’t know what should we answer it? No, let it ring we better get out of here. So decide to take the dog with them and care for the dog. You know it’s, it’s the it’s the right thing to do after you just killed its owner. It’s just simply the right thing to do so: they’re trying to come up with an idea of what they can do, because the dog is no longer there and they decide to come with this plot to this dis conniving plan to decide what do we do because she’s no longer home? How do they play it off and then she says he came up with a really crazy idea. We can keep the pet for a while pretended to our pet. We can come back into this house and we can act like we own the house and then amys says: oh bertie, you so crazy. She gets so enamored is so crazy, like, oh, my god, it’s turning her on that he’s a killer, and then he says oh honey. Did that mean a man? Does that mean a man? She says with a slap on his face? No, that just means you came up with a great idea. It doesn’t mean you’re getting anything in the bedroom, so they start to look into the ladies photos. They start to look into the things that she had her pictures, her memories, and then he says i like the way that evil looks on you, so i he literally turned her out to become a sadistic killer with no feeling. So so bertram can say his work is done here, because not only is he sacrificially killing the animals but he’s doing a favor to the humans as well he’s doing what he thinks is god’s work and his calling, but he’s also, in fact ed. Yes, i said that infected his wife, timid, amo pilco to stay at home, wife, the frumpy wife, who doesn’t really do much but want so much to have her life. He’s literally brought her into his fold to become a maniacal killer. Well, crazy, really, crazy, but it’s so good! You know it’s so good. It really is it really is so good. That’s why i tell you all you need to do is just listen, sit back, relax and listen. Meanwhile, back at the diner guess at vern is having some breakfast at the diner. Now there’s only one diner in town, you know how how it goes in a small town, one diner in town one, so they all go to the same place so he’s starting. To give us a look, i mean this heavy look and i believe, she’s starting to like it so she’s like chipper. You know like dis, chipper na she’s feeling like woven cloud ten, because vernos saying you know what this is, how i would treat a girl. I would take her out to dinner and let her know that she’s appreciated m n he’s, given a look he’d, take her some place special out of the way and then de says. Well hmm that sounds nice. He says when i get a special late and she becomes my gal, i’m going to treat a special. I said: what are you saying? Are you saying that i’m settling for scooter? He says i’m not saying anything, but you could do better. He says you know what let me. Let me do this. Let me have the eggs and bacon because you’re paying and she walks away while he looks at her behind he said. Well, i, like the view from behind, so i fill conser still at the old lady’s house, they’re still out er home. They finally answered the phone. They finally answered the phone. It happened to be one of the relatives of the old lady, so they try to play it off like they actually are friendly with the old lady when they’re not so, they did devise a plan to go and pretend to be the old lady to play it off. So that’s their plan. That’s their wicked plan that wicked scheme is to make themselves look like. They are related to the old, lady and they’re, going to pretend to be here an intricate plan, wow so meanwhile d designs to an give a call to scooter because scooter wants to use her again and he sent her some flowers. She says a beautiful. Well then he answer. If you really were sorry, you’d take me out to dinner some place special and it’s good. I says well wait a minute like wait. A minute like to a restaurant at in public in the middle of were a romantic dinner. I don’t know, and they says, is that a problem is it that you don’t want to be seen with me. He, oh no baby, no, no you’re! My girl, i mean you might you’re my special girl, i’d love to take you out, and she says, oh, that, oh, that’s, terrific. What dress do i wear? He says honey, i’m going to do it all up for you and then he says how about to night, and what do you think scooter said i can’t to night? I can’t the produces shooting and i have to be there now. You know he doesn’t have a job, but now denos that he’s just playing her. I’m sorry babby! I’m sorry am. I want to be acting, i’m trying to get a job. We, you know jesus, okay, no problem. Let me know when you’re available so de hangs up the phone. What do you think she does next, so at the old lady’s house, alma decides to dress like the old lady she’s wearing a clothes it’s gorgeous, one thousand nine hundred and forty nine retro suit two piece suit, with a cut hat, so she’s worn at close in and then bertram says. Oh, my dear, you look lovely in her clothes. So now they must really play this off, because the neighborhood is starting to get some guests, so she’s off her way, they’re off their way. To pretend to be the old lady and then she looks in the mare and says you know what i don’t know who you are, but you’re, certainly not frumpy, so alma. Now is the lady in charge? Okay, so they pretend to be the old lady and as alma gets in the car that the old lady owns bertram is trying to talk to the people in the neighborhood with a diversion, oh by and it’s alma all the while in the car. So the neighbors are thinking it’s the lady and the vehicle and they’re waving and then bertrand says see lady, my dear then, he literally walks by the car puts the dog in the car, the old lady’s dog. Then he follows his wife behind i’m telling you marriage and crime. What are you going to do? Huh a crazy mix, a crazy mix of two people who are now killers now, if this isn’t a true crime, podcast the fictional kind, i don’t know what is so at the castillo home rita’s checking in to see what catherine’s doing with carlos and then they have a a ta to ta again, and she says you know what i want us to be friends. Catherine says really you you want me to be your pal yeah because there’s a secret about to be exposed. So she wants her to be a friend. So she says you know what, if you want to be like me, says rita, you can reinvent yourself here and you can become anything you want to be because obviously everybody else is becoming. Somebody else in pretending is that i can help you with that. She says a but no matter what i did carlo treated me like nothing. I tried to love him, but i couldn’t because he’s well, you know awful and then the catherine says you know what i don’t feel sorry for you at all. I really don’t i’ve looked at you. You have all these nice things and rita says. Well, i’m forced to take his cruelty. All this pain and then catherine, says you know what they start to confie confide in each other yeah. He can be hard, so catherine tells us her story as she met a guy back in the day he proposed to her. But carlos didn’t like him, daddy, didn’t like him, so she missed out on love because of daddy. She was wondered why he didn’t choose her well and then retaen. Well, catherine. I had no idea. You went through this pain so rather than be embarrassed any longer she kind of or be disinherited by her father. She decided not to do anything but then rita, says well. You know what now we are allies together. We have something in common. We both don’t like awful carlos dangerous alliances, and she says you know what i don’t want you to pity me. I still don’t like you, i hate you says, catherine. I hate you, my daddy married a fortune hunter, you don’t love him you’re, just after him for his money. I’m sorry, catherine’s rita, says that the young man didn’t didn’t marry you. This is your gold digger, your gold digger and only have is a lonely house in texas with no one and then rita says. Are you finished? Well, you know what says, catherine, i think you’re responsible for pushing carlos down the stairs, and i don’t know yet, but once i found that find out how you do it, i will destroy you. I will destroy you and arida says. Well, i’m sorry about your life, i’m sorry about everything that that you’ve been going through. I’m sorry, you had a bad life, there’s nothing! I can do about that. So guess what guess? What de designs to visit? Vern you’re not going to believe this? She decides to visit vern at his office and she guess what she wants to do. She wants to hire him. Okay, she wants to hire him and then i says: okay, what do you want me to do to tail the tails schooner? She says i want to prove you wrong. I want you to. I want to prove to you vern, that scooter is a good guy, so she says i need you to follow him and she wants to follow him with her. So for instant, they ain’t going to work. I do this alone. I do this alone, so he’s willing she’s willing to give him triple the money to find out exactly who the secret woman is that scooter seeing. Well. If you ask me, i think i think scooter some is is in some trouble he’s playing it at both ends. He wants to have his cake and eat ed too. So he check this out. Guess what gets juicer now the fill cats are on the road. Then they stopped to take a bite to eat on route, to visiting the old, lady’s relatives or pretending to be so they’re hungry. They make us stop they decide to get something to ait. So you know bertram is trying to rekindle the romance as it you remember. You remember how we met. Don’t touch me. She says, don’t touch me, you’re, still, a killer, you’re still a killer. So don’t touch me. So let me get some food i’ll go into the restaurant and we can be on our way but you’re not going to believe this. She meets an old friend, an old familiar face at the diner and he says alma wilkins is that you and, of course she drops the snow ball in her hand, that was the same guy. She wanted to date back in high school, but he wouldn’t give her look. She gave it up for him, but not any more. He says. Oh, i hope i didn’t frighten you. This is my word. What are you doing here, my gosh to years you’re, just as handsome as ever? She says this. You know and he looks at us and my gosh. You look gorgeous in your suit. He says, oh, you look beautiful. Oh this little thing. She you know that feels good. She tried to you know, laugh it off. Oh this little thing. Meanwhile, bertram’s outside wondering, what’s taking his wife so long to bring the sandwiches, so they can keep the charade going and then he looks over and sees his wife laughing with tim, her former lover in high school and if she waves high any over here, it’s tim hardison. Yes, we met in high school she’s grinning like a chesset. She is grinning. This is the guy that never gave her a time of day but she’s grinning she’s about to get some attention. Some of the attention that bertram doesn’t like, because he’s going into jealous mood right now watching his wife, flirt with an ex lover back in high school, wait a minute versus about to go crazy or fir wow. So she said come over here. Bertie come over here come from here and sit at the table with us join me and my ex boyfriend back in the day. Let’s have some conversation. How does that look? How does that? You know that’s kind of wait a minute, your your ex boyfriend right in front of well. She hey she’s, she’s gonna, do what she’s got to do, and this was the same guy that gave her the attention that she kind of really didn’t want, but she’s going to take it anyway, because she, you know she figures, hey i’m getting noticed now, i’m a killer’s wife. I still got it going on so now, she’s she’s, starting to get into this new lifestyle of hers where she’s really being seen, and she feels like a woman again, a vibrant woman. Again so at the carlos home, the maid and rita, are gossiping keeping each other’s secrets talk about catherine, the witch we got to get catherine, something she says to the man. We got to get her a man, something to keep her mind in her devious plan away from what i want to do so walriderske comes up with a devious plan to get catherine in bed with gas who none other than scooter triple play. Scooter check this out. Scooter is not only seeing d but he’s seeing rita, but he’s also gonna see catherine man. If that isn’t acting at its finest hour. I don’t know what is so they’re devising a plan. How do we shut catherine’s mouth permanently? Okay, so at the dinah bertram is looking at tim and his lovely wife touch and have a conversation while he’s left out in the crowd and she’s just eating it up. Oh my gosh, i don’t know how time it’s passed by you look like you have an age to bet. He says to her, so they tried to go back down memoriae because he was the it person in high school and bertram was and he was the geek. So nobody know ice bertram, but they noticed him. So the waitress comes up and says: hey. Are you guys ready for dinner desert? Anything and bertram says we got to go okay, honey. We got to go. We have things to do so. Why tim looks over at almond says an almas just like oh, my gosh you’re vying for his attention. Loving every minute of it. Oh my gosh she’s, just like going googly goo over tim and bertram, is in he’s mad he’s mad as hell. He says what the hell was that what the hell was that you won’t even touch me but you’re allowing him to touch you. You are flirting all the way like you were in high school, a silly little girl morning to get attention that she’s. So what so? What i see that surprises you that i’m attractive and people find me attractive? Hmm, and then she says you know what tam was more than just a kiss. Just to let you know f y, i bertram i had something’s going on back in the day. Okay, you think that you’re all that, because you’re known by everybody in the neighborhood well, i had something a little going on. I was something else she had to remind him of that who she married she’s, moky now so well and then and then she says well, i thought i thought i was the first one and he says oh no, let me remind you, you were not. How could you keep the secret for years and then she says: wait a minute. How could you keep yours a secret? You have no right to tell me about secrets when you kept your killing, pree secret secrets from me, so he gets in the car and travels behind her. Meanwhile, vern decides to take de along to see what scooter is up to. Remember d says that oh, no, not scooter, he’s faithful to me. Well, we’ll see wilsey. What do you think? What do you think? Well, you already know so they drive along following scooter and on benois to scooter that he’s being followed. Of course he walks into a building nother out of the way building just a regular building, and she says no, no, no, no guess what oh, my god, he sees her de seize him sit at the table and he gives rita a kiss on the cheek okay. Now vern says you’ve seen it. I told you was this cumback? Well, let’s go, but no that’s not enough! That’s not enough of the jilted lover. You know what she decides to do. She decides to walk into the diner and interrupt the two lovers while they have this sorted conversation about what they’re going to do next for the first time i think d has some some scruples and then she read as rena in this conversation that they’re having read an scooter as to sit at the table. Rita says you know what i want you to do. I want you to have sex with catherine. I need you to do that for me. Can you do that for me? Can you pretend to be in love with her give her some attention and sleep with her, because if you don’t she’s going to blackmail me, so i need you to do this for me. Can you do me this favor? Well, you can seduce her she’s, never been with a man before and a handsome actor like you, please, please, god to do this for me. Do this one thing for me, so he decides to do it. He designs to on seduce catherine, so ma wile outside the diner, because d hasn’t stepped in yet and vern is trying to reach for her. Tell don’t go in there. Do not go in there. She goes right into the diner, not t de diner, but the dine of the elegant diner were only the exquisite people hang out and designs to interrupt and walk in on the meeting of the two and why scooter is saying i cannot do this. I cannot seduce catherine, i won’t do it d walks in and then rita says who’s. This, oh lover, scotia. I don’t know who she is up. We please go de, please go please! Please you’re messing up my other relationship. Are you got to go? Who are you oh, what you’re messing with what this fat girl? How could you betray me says, rita she as we screwed last night, all last night and the scot is like? Oh no, we didn’t, we didn’t. We didn’t do it. We didn’t do nothing. We we didn’t do that then, but finally, d is done with him and then he’s begging and pleading with rita. Yes, i did mess around yes, i did do this. Oh my god. How could you do this to me? Well, the cheaters telling the cheater. How could you do this to me? Then? Something’s wrong, so you know what reader does as any scorned woman does she decides to cut him off of everything now d knows exactly what scooters about so vern says. Look now that you know let’s go. Are you truly done with him? Are you truly done with him now that you see this guy, for who he really is he’s just playing you and he’s playing her he’s? Asking are you done? Are you finished? Is this stuff out of your system? Is scooter out of your system? Well, you’ll find out in another episode whether she is truly done with him, because i’m not going to give that away. That would be too easy i want to. I want to keep you hanging for a little while, like like a typical story, does i want to keep you hanging so things get kind of really crazy, as if they were crazy? Already it’s going to get crazier it’s going to get crazier. You know you have this couple who are now partners and crying. You have this family, the castillo family, rich old man, young wife secrets, so many secrets. So many lies. What is one to do, but just enjoy the show, so in the middle of the night guess what’s happening, alma and bertram two killers, two partners in crime in the middle of the night are doing what any true crime person would do. They’re trying to ditch her vehicle they’re trying to find a way out of this mass, and it’s getting worse so they’re trying to do all this covering up alma the killer, the killer. What do we do with her car? We got to think it, of course, and they start to you know the fighting twenty years. You kept the secret for me twenty years and you didn’t tell me about tim and then she says: wait a minute wait a minute. You have nothing to say: okay, because you’ve been a killer for all this long, so these took it be going at it they’re going at it. Oh shut up shut up. I don’t want her any more. I don’t hear more out of you. I just want you to know bertie that look. I was a beautiful woman. I had things going on before i met you and now that i met you, what the hell am i into so they pushed the vehicle, the onliest vehicle into the lake and they push and they push and they push and they push. But oh my gosh one thing they forgot. Oh, my goodness almost says: wait a minute. Wait a minute. Oh my god. My purse, where is my purse, were the keys? Where is my purse? Oh my god, bercher says what about it? What about your purse? Oh my gosh. I think i left it in the car. I don’t want. I don’t want the police to find it. You got to go, get it bertie, that’s your job, so bertie swims to the bottom of the ocean, and she says pretty be careful. Please be careful! Please be careful because i need you. I need you to do the dirty work. For me, oh bertram, i love you bertha, please don’t die. Where are you bertie bertie bertie bertie? Where are you badro here? I am. Does he save the day? Well, he gets a purse, i’m coming honey. I’m coming. I have the person hand i’m coming, i’m coming, i’m coming: okay, bertie, oh birdie, oh stay stay, stay i’ll, bring it to you. Have they fallen back in love? I wonder so. She grabs the purse and says f: u to bertram. Thank you for getting my purse out of the water. So i don’t get incriminated in this crime that you’ve got me on this crime thing. Okay, let me get my purse. Let me get the hell out of here, because this is getting. This is getting worse. I’ve got you honey. I’ve got you. I’ve got your baby, i’ve got you, i’ve got you come here, come here, babby i’ve got you and as they get out of the lake and they lay on the grass, oh my god, panting for breath. There’s got to be a better way and they reached for each other’s hands clutching each other’s hands. Could this be what they needed to come back together? Well, stranger, things have happened so vern and d have their little talk. While he takes her home and he asked her. Did you have enough? All? Are you in enough of scooter? Are you done? Well, you know what de the you look at her and she’s saying? Well, you know what all my life i’ve. Always i’ve never got the good guy. Wherever i go, i never got the good guy. I thought i was somebody special then that i met scooter and i thought i thought he was the one. But then vern says you know what it took. It took guts to do what you did she’s realizing. She deserves better and then bern gives it. This look i better get out of here. That’s what he says that look before he starts to get to walk close. So then you know what she said. She says, you know what that’s got to eat. The night is still young. Let’s go out he’s, as can we go out? That’s what you know no you’re might no. I can’t do that. She says: wait, wait a minute. Is it because i’m your client and he said no, he has his own secret. Then he ask her. Are you all right? He says you m fine. He has his own personal secrets that he’s dealing with his own personal demons. So as any gentleman would do, he says i will always show you respect and she says so. You know what i appreciate that and she says you know what you are really a nice guy and she touches his hat and then he gets moved. It’s starts so rousing that he starts to look at her behind and said: oh my god, but as any gentleman would what does he do? He leaves the lady to go home, so these starts to romance herself with some beautiful one thousand nine hundred and forty nine music vern is on the other side of town. Now. This is when we see the true vern what’s going on with his life, so he goes up stairs with a limp leg to a empty apartment. Dark empty apartment has a glass of whiskey, and then you see why he’s hiding a secret, his leg really badly damaged from the war. So that’s what’s been going on with vern. His secret is the fact that he has his own personal demons, so d at home, hera, mother and father finally get home. How was the trap? Oh, it was wonderful. We had a romantic time as they start to giggle and touch each other wow. What did you do all night? Well, i just listened to records. What did you guys do? Well, we just killed a lady. We just went to visit somebody’s house, that’s all and the dogs there, the next door, neighbor’s dog. Well, you know rock o’s going to be here a while and the scene of the century. In the garden, the old lady’s finger tips emerge from the burying dirt. What can you say you just you know it’s like just like bring it at home. The old lady is buried in the lovely garden of alma filik and they take in her dog as a kind act. You know that that’s what loving, neighbors really do loving neighbors taken dogs they take in each other’s pets. When times are down yeah they do they. Do they take care each other’s pets? That’s what neighbors should do o you know, that’s what nebo should do huh. What do you think loving neighbors should be looking out for each other, not literally killing each other, but what are they to do? What are the fil cots to do? What are they to do? They have no other choice. They have no other choice but to a cover everything up and it gets worse and worse and worse as they try to bury these secrets. But the m, the matter of fact, is no secret, is ever ever done for good, any secret that anybody has is going to get uncovered eventually. So i hope you enjoyed the show guess what episode four coming up next time next time more to the story, more of a story and on, i should say why woman calum beyond the vibe beyond the vibe, so before i check out this is what i want you to check out check this out, live dreaming twenty four hours a day, seven days a week on the vibe music. If you love it, then you need to check it out. 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So i give you my best, because i simply do my best show your love for the vibe check out the march. Thank you for listening, p s. Thank you for your purchase. Guess what we’re going to do we’re going to get back to the show later he everybody hey! What’s going on? What’s going on you doing? Okay, hmm! Are you ready for another fresh, fresh, fresh, fresh rush, fresh and exciting episode of why women kill season? Two episode? Two? Are you ready? You know what, if you thought episode, one was something i’m telling you episode to is something else: okay, i’m not going to recap everything, but i’ll just give a little bit of a recap. It was a secret behind the door. Remember secrets behind the door. The sugar behind the door was that that ami’s husband, her husband, is a killer. She didn’t even know that, so all the while she thinks she’s married to this mile mannered guy and finds out that wait, a minute wait a minute. What have i gotten myself into it’s almost like that marriage thing that you do every once in a while. You say to yourself when you sign the piece of paper and said what the hell am i getting myself into. You ever felt like that. Well, this is what she’s wondering what the heck has she gotten herself into so not only is he a killer, but he’s one of those kind of killers. Like a you know, a silent killer, you know a really silent killer, he looks so mild mattered, you know, and you just don’t figure. Well, not not him. He’s too nice he’s too kind of everybody. Knows him and loves him in the neighborhood. He can possibly be a killer. Well, you see that’s what happens when you looks are deceiving. Remember that that one looks are very deceiving they’re very deceiving so and then we have redicote girl. I don’t know, as a lover in as sign has a husband having the lover followed, but the husband knows that she’s having in fair, but he doesn’t care because you know what he’s bought paid and sold her, so he doesn’t care sheik club, the garden club right, everybody is it’s. It’s that everybody has to be in the in that place is the place of everybody wants to go because everybody knows who you are the garden club centers on a lot of stuff and almas dying and trying to get in there and again, i say the words i emphasize the word dying and trying to get into the garden club we’ll have to see if she gets in there well you’re going to have to keep turning in to find out. You don’t have to do that. So you know what i want to do. I want to get. I want to get you ready for season that season episode to because it’s about to come. So that’s what we left off. We left off where amaponda husband as a serella killer, but you’re going to find out soon enough that well that doesn’t really matter to her because, again, like i said she is dying to get into the garden club, so little old, makin, mile, timid, ama, fil cant is about to be somebody totally different, somebody that you never ex expected. So you have to remember too, though, as i share the story with you, i am going to be often laughed at laughing. Okay, you’re gonna have to excuse me for that one, because i will be okay. I will be there’ll be times that i’m just like. Oh my gosh, we’ll start laughing because it’s so good. It really is so what we left off amil realize it’s her husband is a serial killer, so she’s perplexed. Does it know the man that she thought she married? He said, sir he’s going off to work and she feigned sleeping pretends that she’s sleeping so he’s off to work. So she gets up that morning as she decides to check around the house and look at the man that she married the man that she married several years ago, as she remembered, oh so well back in high school at the dance, how everybody looked at her funny. Nobody gave her a chance. Nobody gave her a look very unattractive and the guy that she thought would take a look at her was busy in love with somebody else, and she had her heart and her eyes set on this really dreamy guy in high school, but he was busy with somebody else. So then, that very night of thee danced the high school dance. She cried and cried and cried because she was rejected, but then guess who noticed her bertram pilco noticed her. The quirky dorky looking bertram noticed her back in high school. She spent most of her life really trying to figure out where she belongs in where she fits in, but the moment that somebody noticed her. She was all in for this. It didn’t matter, so he decided really to not an he noticed her, but he says you know what he then invited her to dance with him, and then she said, sir. She danced with him. She saill dance with you. He said my name is alma by the way almah will came and he said i’ve seen you around in high school. I always thought you were cute, that’s what it this would. That’s a young bertram talking and then she says: oh, what’s your name, then y replies, bertram filka is is missus wilkins. Would you like to dance with me and i, as it is at that moment, that she was so enamored with bertram fulco, her lady to be husband? Then she doesn’t know what happened to her beloved husband. What happened to him? She suspected something was wrong, but she did know quite what she decided to learn everything about him. She went up stairs into the attic looking at the box, completely unprepared for what she was about to see again and again so she held the box in her hand and she grabbed it. She doesn’t know what she expects to see because she doesn’t know who her husband is. She thought this man that she married and met back in high school back in the day. Was this really nice guy, apparently look so deceiving, but there’s still that factor. Why is he the way that he is so whin? She continues to investigate who her husband is looking at these mementos of the deceased. She begins looking at the dates on the tags of those that died. She holds maizie’s fan in her hand who just recently died, and she holds that fan in her hand and just describes it determined to find out who her husband really is, so she decides to go off to find out who he is so meanwhile, ridi castillo and a gorgeous self is speaking with vern. The detective. Remember him she’s having her lover, scooter, tailed, doing everything she can to keep her secrets secret and in fern kind of coenis ly, asked how’s your husband do when i heard about him. Well, she wasn’t happy, so she really doesn’t care whether not her husband dies. So it doesn’t really matter just upon in her plan in her game, but that’s what it’s all about a game, so she could visit him at the hospital seize carlos lying in bed. Oh honey, charles! I want to speak to you. She says i’d kill for a cup of coffee, then his daughter walks in this is when we get introduced to her daughter, his daughter. Her name is catherine and she vehemently hates rita, because she knows what read is all about and she just flewn from texas to see her father, but she knows there’s something up with reader. She loves her father dearly, but really couldn’t care less. So they have this run in two women. One loves one: doesn’t why carlos lies in bed i’ll, be taking care of you papa? That’s what she says i’ll be taking care of you and i’ll be here as long as he needs me, and then rita’s response was oh, oh because you see catherine has her eyes on her as well as carlos. While he lays in bed. He knows what read is all about. He knows read his number. Okay, he’s figured it out so back at the diner, remember, d d and scooter or hooking up and vernal in the door and ver knows that she knows that he knows she knows he knows. What’s going on so she kate us to vern vern. His figured her out. Remember vern had his eye on her m. He kind of liked women that have had a little bit of a trashy sharp mouth. Well he’s telling her. You know honey. You could do better than that. You can kind of see where that’s going with that relationship, then the answer: why do you have to do all that get up and all that hiding? I know, that’s you men is you don’t know me an explanation for what you do. That’s your life, it’s not in my business! It’s none of his business! Really it’s none of his business. What she does and then she says so what’s complicated said you don’t understand, you know what’s going on and he says you know what i don’t get why a smart girl like you was settling for a guy like him and humiliation. Why do you do that and and then you know and then de says well deep down inside, he loves me, but he doesn’t because scoot is in love with himself. Okay, i couldn’t can care less about de just like he doesn’t care about rita. So meanwhile, alma is in the neighborhood maisie who just died, lives she knocks on her door. This is where i gets crazy: okay, she knocks in the door walks inside and she’s, knocking at the door, anybody home and she walks into her home you’re, not going to believe this, but maizie is left on the couch and she notices maizie’s body on the couch drained because she’s dead rigomer, as has set in and she’s looking at her dead body o. My god are you sleeping. Are you asleep? So she shakes her body touches her hand, missus morian, oh my god, that she jumps back. Oh my god! Oh my god. Oh my god, she looks at a picture on the wall. She holds the fan in her hand that bertram took she said. That’s her fan that belongs in the wall that my husband, bertram, loving kind bertram, took before he killed her and it fits perfectly on the wall o, my god. Oh my god, whom i ever married. Oh my god, oh my god this this! This doesn’t make sense. She said she’s like this doesn’t make sense. What is going on. This is crazy, so she gets herself out of the house walks out the house. Bat at vern’s office he’s taking care of the animals some of the ladies in the garden club. They have animals and he’s takin care of their animals, luckily, for them they’re not dying, but when they do bertram’s going to be there to pick him up. So one of the ladies in the garden club has come to like her, so she says you know what that was a lady that gave me t the pan. You remember the lady with the brooch, the lady with the broch. She said. Oh my gosh, my aunt died four years ago. That’s her brooch and almah was kind enough to give it to her. Remember that that very lady also has a pet that bertram was taken care of, so it gets really scary, because the very lady at the garden club reminds bertram that my aunt, oh you’re, not going to believe this. My aunt gave me this pen, that’s the pen that bertram took from the lady that died, the garden lady’s daughter died four years ago. It turns up again here full circle, they’re, both in the doctor’s office and bertram’s. Looking at the very pin that he stole when i killed the garden ladies aunt, so he’s kind of getting a little bit nervous because something is getting really too close, then he asked well. Where did you get that from he says? Oh, i got that from your lovely wife. Your lovely wife he’s getting nervous because alma is about to find out what he really does other than being a veterinarian, so he tries to play it off and now he’s scared as hell, and he wonders why his wife didn’t tell him well now you see why so he’s nervous, so he scurries home. Okay literally takes his behind home walks into the house and guess who’s sitting at the doorstep: hello bertram. She says we need to talk. We really need to talk. She wants to know who her husband really is. Who is this person i married? Who was this person? She had no idea that this timid guy back in high school, this timid young guy, who was so shy but invited her to dance, would be a killer, a serial killer at that, when you think you know somebody and you think you marry somebody’s like. Oh my gosh. Sometimes you really don’t know people so she’s trying to figure out and who is this guy who’s, this guy i married it gets crazier. It really does because now that they’re going to have to sit down talk and the talk, would you like to know more about what heyre going to be talking about? Can you can you just imagine what they’re going to be talking about? Well, first things. First, she asks him well who are you so then they have the discussion about what are these momentous on the table? Oh, he says well, no, they they just mementos. I took from friends patients. People have met people who are now dead, they no longer alive. They’re, just harmless, keep six and then she said wait a minute. Is this what you do? I just saw a dead woman, a dead woman. Yes, a friend maisie, i saw her home your latest souvenir. I wanted to look up her dress. I wanted to talk to her alma as but it was too late for a chat, oh and then he tries to play it off hold. Let me get you a cup of tea. Well, i think she needs a little something more than a cup of tea. Okay, where were you last night? She asks i just went out for a stroll. You know just a walk in the neighborhood and i just hope that there’s a perfectly good explanation for all this says alma, because i don’t believe this is possibly true. Tell me what’s going on what is going on, who are you? Bertram maisie was very ill and she needed some help and alma says what from natural causes. What happened last night, she deserved a beautiful death and i gave her one what it’s why i was there to help her die peacefully. What do you mean help her with an injection? It’s the same drug i use on my dogs. Wait a minute you put her to sleep like she was a dog. Well, she was suffering so very much they all were. They all were. Yes, each was dying, alcoholism, heart disease, cancer and when there’s no possibility of a cure, then i bring them. Peace won a minute. You killed all these people. Yes, i helped him. What did they ask you to sesame? Well, i’m like, oh, my god, what’s wrong honey, i can’t i can’t breathe. My heart is pounding. Well there you need to calm yourself. Really. You need to calm yourself from what cut myself for what you are so crazy. She gets away from him because she doesn’t know who this guy is she’s in total, complete and utter shock. You kill people for a hobby, you kill people for a hobby, that’s what you do. They were sweet sobs. I helped them. They were alone and scared, nothing to look forward to unimaginable pain and suffering. I could no longer see them do that. I allow them some mercy. The first person i helped his way she asked me too. She begged me. You should have seen her face afterwards. Oh it was a way ever since then it’s been my calling o. So he calls it alma. Are you listening to me says: bertram shoot i ain’t listening to nobody. I was busy trying to get out of the house, so she snuck through the window, gets out of the house walks away cats the hell away from bertram, so he’s pleading and begging at the other door. Meanwhile, she has escaped going into the back end of the house. Saying don’t come near me, don’t come any closer. Where are you going? Where are you going? Don’t come me closer? I’m going i’m getting away from you, i’m afraid, i’m afraid of you, i’m a please don’t go. He says, please don’t go but she’s living in fair for this man who’s her husband, who’s, a killer. She gets away in her car drives away, leaving bertram dismayed of it at the doorstep. Meanwhile, rita and scooter have some scooter time, they’re having some fun time and he’s just so enamored with her. But now you know what it is he’s enamel with her money. I mean she’s gorgeous for real okay, there’s no doubt about that, but he couldn’t care less, sometimes about that. It’s the money that she’s giving him so you know have a little boy toy in the side had a love. I have a little something something something to pass the time away from dealing with carlos. You know, you know, when you have a car lose in the house, you want to have a little something on the side that makes you feel like a vibrant woman right. So that’s rita. Okay, that’s rita! So she’s talking to scooter about the cleaning. Lady remember the cleaning. Lady is remember. Vern give her the information. There was a cleaning, lady and he’s wondering who’s the plain she’s one she’s asking scooter who’s the cleaning. Lady, you i don’t know who what cleaning lady you’re my lover i wouldn’t mess around on you, who is the cleaning lady so now scooter knows that he’s being watched. Because d is the cleaning lady, so why they figure out what they’re going to do in their relationship. Carla’s going to hopefully die soon. She hopes all that money. You’ll. Have you can be a chauffeur with me. Rita tells him you could have. You can have big things with me boy. That’s what i want you to be just say what i want you to say and once carlos dies all the money goes to her, so the sex gets even hotter, so on the other side of town alma decides whether she should, as she stands by the police station, to turn her husband in then get so. The cat hip drags in redicote comes up to her and says: oh hi. How are you you know? How are you doing now? You know rita, doesn’t like alma, okay, so she’s going to play it off and say: hey my friend grace at the garden party. That’s the lady who almah gave thee a pin to likes you. So she says you know what i’m going to give you a little bit of a nivy because of grace now you know that rita doesn’t love alma for no good reason, okay, she’s just using her and then alma begs. Oh, do you think i really have a chance. She says: well, you’re, not my first choice but hey i’ll, put in a good word for you i’ll put a good word for you. So so guess what, though, reda reminds alma that, in order to get into the garden club that you have to have a spotless record, that means your family has to be spotless as to be no issues with them. You know no police issues, no criminal issues. Now this issues, all these different things so as alma looks perplexed at the police station and she hears this from rita and you know she’s dying to be in the garden club she’s, rethinking whether she should turn her husband in you have to have a spotless reputation so wa that good kind alma is deciding well. Let me think again about this. Hmm, maybe i maybe i won’t you know. Maybe i won’t life’s just not fair. You know it’s not fair when you try to do the right thing and your husband’s doing the wrong thing and then as rideal away shin salzar and please, by the way, don’t wear that frumpy outfit to the garden club acceptance. So ama changes her mind. She decides not to turn her husband in simple minded. Alma is going to play the game like everybody else, is playing the game, so she’s playing the game to her liking to her advantage, but that’s what everybody else in hollywood’s doing we just doing it scotis doing it everybody’s doing it. So now, if everybody’s playing this game, what happens when you play games often times what you end up? What what tell me tell me you end up what losing the game, but when you see a person like alma, timid, alma housewife board at home, going nowhere doing absolutely nothing you’re, not going to believe once she made that decision not to turn her husband in after knowing that he’s a serial killer, if tim and alma can turn to somebody that she’s not wow, because she was the last hope of people doing the right thing in the neighborhood, but it’s because of the garden club so dying to get into that club so going to do whatever she needs to do has to do want to do to get into that at all cause. It doesn’t matter. It really doesn’t matter at all. That’s how bad she wants this. So meanwhile, back at the carlos and reda mansion, well she’s talking to her maid about scooter, scooter, her lover and guess, is at the door. What are you doing here? Oh i brought you a present. Your husband, hey, papa carlos just got well with daughter in to well it’s a miracle he’s doing well he’s at home now rita. To her dismay, no carlos is thing he’s going to be here for a while and she is like what so carlos is well and, as the doctor said, he could live alone. Another twenty years, but remember catherine, is moving in. So she says yes he’s going to live here, because i can give him better care and keep an eye on you rita, because i know what you’re up to i don’t trust you and then guess who’s downstairs schooner is downstairs at the same time, women at the same time that carlos is coming home from the hospital with his daughter, catherine dan. That’s bold! So she tries to play it off. Oh this guy! Oh, oh, who is this guy? Oh he’s my dry, cleaner in front of catherine and the maid. Now the maid knows the full story. There’s always somebody that knows the full story. The maid is a nose he made. She knows everything going on so she says that that scoto now he’s a dry cleaner, so catherine is watching her as she tries to play it off and but she knows a something’s, not right here, she’s suspicious from day one, an older man, her father with a young thing on his arm sums up. She said i know you’re ap ye after papa’s money. I know you don’t love him. She is everything that papa. Does it’s my business now so she’s moved in his business is her business. So you know what i’m here on his behalf to take care of him. I don’t care what the hell you do, but i’m going to watch you be okay. I i don’t want. I don’t need papa’s money, that’s what she says, but she says you know what, but i ah i will always have an eye on you, my eyes on you. So it’s crazy, it’s crazy, because then she still invites scooter into the house scooting into the house. That’s crazy! She’s! Bold! Won’t to bring her lover into the house at the same time, her husband’s coming home from the hospital and the maid knows of the maid in on it, so the maid is trying to cover it up, but meanwhile carlos looks out the window and guess what he sees his loving, hmm adorable, beautiful woman, half his age, wife, kissing lover, boys, scooter m, and he looks at his wife. Meanwhile, at the diner de and alma are talking mother and daughter having a little bit of a chat but she’s not going to disclose to her daughter who her father really is a what he is so she’s asking. Are you are you and daddy? Having problems? Are you are you having marital problems? Is everything? Okay is is dour, your father is not the man who i thought he was. Is there another woman and then she looks well yeah. There was another woman maisie who just died, and then she says i’m so sorry. She doesn’t know what to do. I love every thing. I’ve ever dreamed of i put into this man everything everything i put into him and if they found out that she’s not telling deem what the problem is, but if they found out my whole life is shattered and a daughter kindly says, put your needs ahead of everybody else. For once in your life, be selfish. Put your knees in front of everybody. Else’s needs, put your knees in front of everybody’s else’s needs because you’ve always done everything for us. Then d says what happens now. Well, amma response. That’s a good question. I don’t know what to do so at the carlos and rita mansion, with catherine thrown in the mix. Rida and catherine have another talk, another run in so they’re having a little tetety. This is, i know you. I know you. I know you, i know what you’re about says. Catherine. I know what your story is: young girl, rich man, older man. I know your story so rita with a glass in her hand walks upstairs to visit carlos while he’s taking a luxurious bath, and she says, is the temperature in the bath water, worn enough honey. Now you know he had just had a stroke, so he can’t say too much his eyes are doing all the talking she says. Well, you know what you got to bark in when you got me and you know what he she begins to do. You’re, not going to believe this. She says she goes over to the water, the tub, water and she’s about to drown him literally with hot bath water. I- and he says she says please for little for me for rita. Please he’s she’s drowning him. Oh my god, she’s just literally drowning him in the bath water and as he gasped his last breath. Oh, she looks vindictively and viciously, as only rita could do catherine comes in rita. Well, she pulled the plug on the water s. Oh my god. I thought you had the beth, what it just wor, i’m sorry i didn’t realize it was so hot and then he looks at her. He says a well, you know what maybe i’ll get it right. Next time as she looks at carlos and then carlis looks back at her and says you crazy bit, you i’m gonna, kill you! There’s a lot of love in that relationship. If looks, could kill? Okay, wow, so are you liking it so far? Huh, okay, wait this more so at the at the felgate. Bertram is just wondering what to do himself now that his wife has found out what he does. So we decide to have a hard to hart talk with his daughter to see if everything’s, okay, but you remember, almah, said that he was having an affair and she says daddy. Why are you having an affair and he has to play it off? I’m not! Oh! I didn’t mean to do unaffable. You remember, alma can not lose her chance, her spot at the garden club, so she had to make up a lie and say that he was having an affair. So bertram nows know that alma is a little bit on his side, because she’s willing to keep the secret that he has to get what she wants. So she’s willing to cover for him and d, is in the middle caught in the middle confused thinking that there’s an affair going on when there was none so bertram still deciding. What is it going to do next, so he’s crafting this letter, dearest, darling almah by the time that you read this, i will be as he sets the needle and everything else on the table. What is he about to do? What do you think he’s about to do? Do you think he’s about to to stop and give up that pain that he’s carrying? Because that’s what it is is he is he deciding that he’s going to stop doing this for living, because he feels he feels like it’s is calling to do this. What do you think is going to do? Well, his conscience is getting cricked a little bit so he’s having to decide whether to give this up, which he perceives is a calling which is a guilt trip on himself for whatever reason, because there’s always a reason. But what is it going to do? He has to decide so on the other side of town. Meanwhile, vern the private investigator is investigating scooter still, then he sees d. Now d is no longer dressed as an old woman because she knows she’s being followed. So there’s no point wherein the get up, so she she’s out there in the middle of the rain, knocking at scooter’s door to let her in. But can you believe this cooter says? I don’t know you who are you? Who are you i’m sorry? I can’t let you in here he locks her out of the door after he gets what he needs. So she’s left standing in the rain, but she’s about to get a saviour in vern. This is come on in here. What are you doing, walking in the rain you’re going to get soaked you’re going to get sick? Are you following me says d? What are you doing? He said: don’t stay out here all night in the rain. You could get sick. I i thought you were telling scooter. He said yes, i am but get in the car. No, no! I won’t get in the car. You are going to die to your death walking in the rain vinces. So she finally complies and gets in and he looks at her and the way that he looks at her is a man. That’s loving her because he truly cares about her. He knows she could do better. He knows she can do better than settling for a guy like scooter. So since i got a question who is scooter’s, lady friend, do you know who she is, and he says yeah i know, but i’m a private investigator. I can’t tell you, i cannot tell you it’s my job to be discreet and i cannot tell you who it is. Is she pretty? Is she gorgeous to wish she? I cannot tell you for inces, but verus is, like i said, really concerned about her. Why do you put up with this? Why are you put up with a guy like scooter? He says the days that men didn’t want me. People refused me and then scuda came along and gave me some attention when he gave her sexual attention. That’s not the attention that she really needed, but that’s what she got at the time so he’s trying to befriend her and being the guy. That cares. Why do you do this? You know these guys, don’t care about you. Why do you do this to yourself, because it’s just a form of attention, so he helps her out, gives her place for the night, not his place, but a place to stay for the night, because it cares about her, but de just continues to go on what is her name? Who is this mysterious lover that scooter has bern says i can’t say it wouldn’t be professional and then de says: do you think he loves her? That’s not for me to say says for that’s not for me to say, but what should it matter to you? He says why should it even matter to you what he does so he gets out of the car and he opens the door for a lady. That’s how we see her. So she says what are you going to do with that rich lady you’re following well, i’m going to keep following her. He says you know what vern your special. They have a heart of goal. She said, ah, was wrong. You’re, a good guy. Everin starts to laugh. Vern is a good guy he’s a good guy. You think something going to happen there. Hm well, you’ll have to see you’ll, have to wait and see the next episode what’s going to happen, because i’m not going to tell you just yet so alma at home in the rain, walking home comes home. The next door neighbor that very old lady, the next door. Neighbor starts to wonder: are you okay? So she starts to get nosy like a typical nosy neighbor does, while alma walks into her house, hoping that bertram’s not home, hoping nobody’s there, don’t know what to expect any more because she’s afraid so bertram she said bertram. He was sitting at the table so the letter that he wrote by the time that you read this. Is this a suicide note. He was about to kill himself. You really are the most selfish man that ever lived said alma. You are the most selfish man because that’s the easy way out of your guilt, so the nosy neighbors listen to them. While they’re having this argument, it’s a pretty loud argument because she can hear. I love you, you still my birdie. He says she says i should say: well they decide to wash a dishes together. He said i thought you were going to turn me into the police and she says no, i’m not going to do that. What is it you want? Almah? He says i want my life back. I want to pretend that none of this ever happened. I want to put it behind us. Let’s agree to never speak of this again. The killing has got to stop, but meanwhile the old lady is listening. Atop a ladder while they’re having this argument never again broke bertram, never again, bertram i’ll, never kill again. He says well in that case you know what i want you to do. You won’t be needing this hat box in the attic any more. These are going in the trash okay. So she takes the hat box with all those mementoes and throws it in the trash. While the nosy neighbor is listening beside the house, i will not any longer spend any time in bed with a murderer: the nosy neighbors listening. All this is going on in the rain. So guess what the neighbor does. Oh, she can’t get enough. She decides to dig in the trash with a hat box with the mementoes and sees hat combs and combs tagged. Oh my god. These people are murderers, the murderers, so she gets up the ladder in the middle of the night in the middle of the rain, while bertram and alma are having this fight about stopping the killing, and she decides to do some investigating on her own. So she steps up the side of the house, the bertram’s house, and she slowly takes her old behind up the ladder. While it’s raining to find out more see, that’s a true gossiper man, okay, a true gossiper is a person. That’s willing to go to any length to find out everybody’s business in the neighborhood okay. She is willing to go up the ladder in the middle of the night in the rain. This lady is an old lady over seventy years old to find out the gossip about who these people are. Who are these neighbors? That’s when you know that’s, when you know, let me tell you something audience. I love you guys. That’s when you know that’s a true and authentic gossiper m, it doesn’t get any better than nat. Let me go on so they’re having the fight they’re still having their fight and she goes up the ladder and the latter, and then she listened to them. Oh honey. I don’t mean to kill these people. Yes, no you’re, not you’re, not an adultery, just a killer. Take a pick. You have murdered people’s dreams. He said i wouldn’t call that murder. I help people to die now, you’re a murderer, you murderer, you’re, so cruel honey. He i’m just trying to relieve them of their pain. I’m trying to help them then look away, walk away, don’t do anything walk away, but the old lady on the ladder couldn’t get enough. She said i will turn you in. If you keep doing this so take the pillows. Take the blanket and sleep down stairs. Oh and she closes the window. She closed the window. The lit the old lady’s hands were in that window. Get it the window drops the window. Sill drops the ladies hands are in there. They get scrunched. She falls to her death. Then guess what it’s not over, yet the two killers realize the old lady is dead after listening to their gossip. Oh my god. What are we going to do so now? They both become chillers. So whether almah wanted this or not she’s, now stuck with a killer and they have to cover up a killing. Oh my god. What are we going to do? Well, let’s call the police wait, wait, wait, wait i’ll hold up. We need to call the police but alma wait a minute. This is alma saying this. If we call the police they’re going to wonder why she fell time, almah filka is covering it up. We’re going to have to explain what happened. Why did she go up the ladder? A seventy nine year old woman, climbing a ladder for what there’s going to be so many questions says almah. We can’t have that all over town remember her spot in the garden club. We don’t need that kind of scrutiny. We don’t need it. So guess what they decide to do. Bertram sky start to scream out and say alma l what we going to do w? What are we going to do? Oh honey? This is what we’re going to do as she looks outward towards her garden. Guess what she does simple minded: frumpy housewife, alma filka. It’s now a libit of a killer, so she looks out into her garden said. This is what we’re going to do: bertram she’s calling the shots now! Oh, this is what we’re going to do. We’re gonna have we’re going to bury the old lady and our garden in a beautiful, lovely garden. We’re going to bury the old lady. You thought you never knew alma fil cut. Well, let me tell you something: this is what happens, but you literally want something more than anything else. Well, she’s going to get the attention right, but she’s deciding what type of attention she’s going to get so now, thig kills and gring. Her desire to be part of the garden club is means more to her than anything else. I mean it’s more to her than anything else. So if you like that episode, if you love it, tis more episode, three coming up next time, you’re gonna have to tune in for that you’re going to enjoy it. You’re gonna enjoy it. So before i close this episode, this is what i want you to do. Okay, i want you to do this every time you watch not watch, listen to the show. I want you to do this. I want you to snuggle in your favorite, blankets, have a cup of coffee or some tea, whatever a glass of wine. I want you to enjoy. This show okay, but i told you this was good. I really did and you’re going to get more you’re going to get more next time. So this is your little getaway okay. I always like to to call it and get away because it’s a breakaway from the get a way of life that you can sit back, relax and enjoy to so next time episode. Three! It’s about to get funky up in here. It’s going to be even crazier, alma filka, a killer, wow, okay, anyway, next episode next time. 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